I can give you the Order of Operations that says you're wrong, and then not come up with a math problem of my very own and then convert it into a story, cause, I mean, why the **** would I ever choose to do that?

Because my answer reflects logic, bitch.

6÷2(1+2)=6/2(3)=3/(3)=1

You want to get something that only works in pairs. Each item costs two dollars with one dollar shipping (ordering them at the same time doesn't reduce the cost of shipping). If you have six dollars, how many pairs of sex doll parts can you afford?

6÷2(2+1)

If 6 divided by 2 gives you 3 then why you are still trying to divide again instead of multiplying the rest of it.

6/2(3)= 3(3)= 3X3 = 9

It's called reduction.

I'm sorry are you trying to be some kind of alpha math nerd? Unless you can show me that the order of operations which has been accepted by mathematicians in general, as far as I know, agrees with you, then I'm just going to assume that you're a crank who just likes having something to argue about.

This is what scientific calculators use.

https://www.skillsyouneed.com/num/bodmas.html

https://media0.giphy.com/media/ky95nsSTlpnTG/giphy.gif

And? You're just drunk, aren't you? You get arbitrarily argumentative when you're drunk.

If you use bodmas you'll get the right answer. One.