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Aux-In 09-20-2015 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1636311)
Nailed it.

Could still be linoleum. I will be able to solve this mystery when I go back in two or three weeks.

The Batlord 09-20-2015 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aux-in (Post 1636314)
Could still be linoleum. I will be able to solve this mystery when I go back in two or three weeks.

Wash your clothes moar.

Black Francis 09-20-2015 06:38 PM

Now the real question is.. what's inside the trashcan?

ladyislingering 09-20-2015 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1636303)
Looks more like dirty cement.

I was thinking the same thing. I imagine there were tiles removed from the floor and the adhesive still remained and just picked up a bunch of dust and dirt and shit.

The Batlord 09-20-2015 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1636337)
I was thinking the same thing. I imagine there were tiles removed from the floor and the adhesive still remained and just picked up a bunch of dust and dirt and shit.

If it's a laundromat then I think shit is actually more likely than dust and dirt combined.

ladyislingering 09-20-2015 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1636338)
If it's a laundromat then I think shit is actually more likely than dust and dirt combined.

There's always gonna be that one customer that took an especially dirty load to the laundromat because it was just too disgusting for their own washer and dryer. :laughing:

ladyislingering 09-20-2015 07:57 PM

Watch this bird, listen to this tune.

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ladyislingering 09-21-2015 04:31 PM

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Mondo Bungle 09-22-2015 07:14 PM

FJF for president 2016

Cuthbert 09-23-2015 06:24 AM

Anyone know an image resizing website that works? Picresize isn't working for me, just need them to be 25%/50% smaller.

I will luv u 5eva m8.

grindy 09-23-2015 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1637016)
Anyone know an image resizing website that works? Picresize isn't working for me, just need them to be 25%/50% smaller.

I will luv u 5eva m8.

You can easily resize with paint/picture publisher if you use Windows.

Frownland 09-23-2015 09:53 AM

Imgur.com

Black Francis 09-23-2015 10:20 AM



Mickey the dick is truly the biggest dick in the world. not only does he treats his "friends" like sh*t, he treats his fans the same way.


Cuthbert 09-23-2015 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1637019)
You can easily resize with paint/picture publisher if you use Windows.

Not sure how to do this I don't think.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1637056)
Imgur.com

lol serious? Do you need an account to do it?

Black Francis 09-23-2015 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1637066)

lol serious? Do you need an account to do it?

That's why i don't use it anymore. You used to be able to use it without an account but they changed that.

grindy 09-23-2015 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1637066)
Not sure how to do this I don't think.

What? :laughing:

Cuthbert 09-23-2015 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1637068)
What? :laughing:

What do you do? Open the image in Paint then what? Zoom out and print screen?

grindy 09-23-2015 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1637072)
What do you do? Open the image in Paint then what? Zoom out and print screen?

From Windows 7 on paint has a button 'change size'.
If you use an older version, go to 'image', then 'stretch/skew'.

Cuthbert 09-23-2015 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1637077)
From Windows 7 on paint has a button 'change size'.
If you use an older version, go to 'image', then 'stretch/skew'.

Cheers for your help, will try it in a bit (on phone now).

Frownland 09-23-2015 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1637066)
Not sure how to do this I don't think.



lol serious? Do you need an account to do it?

I don't have an account and I resize images there all the time.

The Batlord 09-23-2015 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1637090)
I don't have an account and I resize images there all the time.

Same. Black Francis is a moron.

Black Francis 09-23-2015 04:03 PM

A moron who uses a very limited Ps3 browser.

The Batlord 09-23-2015 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1637150)
A moron who uses a very limited Ps3 browser.

Ah, the well documented Sony/Imgur feud.

The Batlord 09-23-2015 11:11 PM

For LiL.

The "Rapunzel Syndrome" Is a Little-Known Medical Horror

Lucem Ferre 09-23-2015 11:18 PM

Unholy Satan! That's abhorrent!

Key 09-23-2015 11:24 PM

Saturday has the word "turd" in it.

Lucem Ferre 09-23-2015 11:37 PM

At work we have a white board and I do two things every week. 1 is word of the week. This week the word of the week is 'salubrious'. 2 is Kanye West quote of the week. Kanye quote this week is 'A Kanye West fan does not love Kanye West, they love them self.'

I also draw pictures of me killing myself on it too. The newest one is my cutting my wrist.

The Batlord 09-24-2015 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1637270)
At work we have a white board and I do two things every week. 1 is word of the week. This week the word of the week is 'salubrious'. 2 is Kanye West quote of the week. Kanye quote this week is 'A Kanye West fan does not love Kanye West, they love them self.'

I also draw pictures of me killing myself on it too. The newest one is my cutting my wrist.

A picture might be worth a thousand words, but an instructional video is even better.

Plankton 09-24-2015 07:33 AM

According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap her and say "two sugars fatty".

The Batlord 09-24-2015 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1637312)
According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap her and say "two sugars fatty".

Really? I just masturbate with an especially vigorous downstroke.

Psy-Fi 09-24-2015 07:58 AM


Black Francis 09-24-2015 08:46 AM

You know why Rodney didn't get any respect? he smoked Crack.

DwnWthVwls 09-24-2015 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1637312)
According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap her and say "two sugars fatty".

Lol

Aux-In 09-24-2015 03:45 PM

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Aux-In 09-24-2015 04:22 PM

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The Batlord 09-24-2015 04:28 PM

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Aux-In 09-24-2015 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1637409)
?

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Black Francis 09-25-2015 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by aux-in (Post 1637390)

Waldo is a sadistic bastard!

Frownland 09-25-2015 09:15 AM

It's not really that hard. Look in the upper left corner.


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