kitty has liked four or five of my tweets at this point so i think we're only a few steps away from her divorcing her husband and running away with me

A few years ago Wiley was about to drop Snakes & Ladders (album) but we didn't have the date. I sent him a tweet asking for the date and he sent me a picture of a snakeskin boot. I asked him wtf that was about and he said 'it's all good bro' and then blocked me.

I only wanted information about the release?

Damn talk about crossing boundaries.

tbh i think celebrities spend so much time blocking people that others probably end up in the crossfire quite frequently. i only tweet them if i'm clowning on them or if they're cute.

I hate that I'm not in a remote lake cabin surrounded by several sleeping borzois right now. I'm mad about it. >:c

Oh, well good, I'm glad you found something worth taking. Most of my playlists (most of which are years old and likely not very good, mind) are missing songs now that all the Soundcloud tracks have been removed from them, so I don't know if they're all that listenable anymore. Do you have an 8tracks account? The site is useless now, but I still use it to listen to playlists by the same five or so people I've followed for 6+ years.

Older coworker asked me to review his powerpoint presentation. I looked at the first slide and there were literally over ten different fonts in different colours and sizes for about 15 words. How the **** is that a logical choice for anybody, even the technologically illiterate?

tfw you work with Trollheart

Judging by the heat of my farts my next shit is not going to be pleasant. Damn hot sauce.