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MicShazam 08-06-2017 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1862620)
I'd love if it the new Spider-Man had three movies, died at the end, and then Miles took over. I just want to see all the neckbeards go ape **** about a black Spider-Man while assuring everyone it's not cause he's black.

Oh yes. Nothing makes me want to play the game of diversity politics quite like people complaining about percieved diversity politics. I don't think that ****ty new Ghostbusters movie went nearly far enough. I want them to try again with 4 black muslim transexuals that speak arabic while burning the American flag and reciting anti-male slam poetry to drive out the ghosts of patriarchy.

Mindy 08-06-2017 01:37 PM


Lucem Ferre 08-06-2017 04:52 PM

They made Mary Jane into a black nerd in the new movie. And she constantly has this face like she got some really stanky pussy. I thought the other chick Penis Parker was going after was much cuter. Who was also black.

The Batlord 08-06-2017 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1862730)
They made Mary Jane into a black nerd in the new movie. And she constantly has this face like she got some really stanky pussy. I thought the other chick Penis Parker was going after was much cuter. Who was also black.

Bro, **** Liz Allen. She was a minor love interest for like ten minutes when the comic first started, but I don't know if they ever even kissed. If you're gonna go scraping the bottom of the barrel for love interests then at least go for Betty Brant. At least they did stuff. I say **** it and give him Black Cat. Then at least once he's 18 she can seduce him as Spider-Man and then be kinda weirded out when she finds out he's a teenager. That'd be gold.

Lucem Ferre 08-06-2017 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1862739)
Bro, **** Liz Allen. She was a minor love interest for like ten minutes when the comic first started, but I don't know if they ever even kissed. If you're gonna go scraping the bottom of the barrel for love interests then at least go for Betty Brant. At least they did stuff. I say **** it and give him Black Cat. Then at least once he's 18 she can seduce him as Spider-Man and then be kinda weirded out when she finds out he's a teenager. That'd be gold.

I don't care about the character plots, just saying the actress was much cuter.

The Batlord 08-06-2017 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1862749)
I don't care about the character plots, just saying the actress was much cuter.

I could give a **** about either, but at least movie Mary Jane has some kind of personality. I still say that as the third Spider-Man movie series they should go with the third biggest Spidey love interest: Black Cat. Would be a much more interesting dynamic than yet another high school romance.

Lucem Ferre 08-06-2017 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1862767)
I could give a **** about either, but at least movie Mary Jane has some kind of personality. I still say that as the third Spider-Man movie series they should go with the third biggest Spidey love interest: Black Cat. Would be a much more interesting dynamic than yet another high school romance.

Yeah, the MJ in this movie does have a lot more personality than just being a cute chick Peter wants to ****.

Edit: Actually, I think the roll is reversed here because she seems to have the crush on him rather than him having the crush on her.

Cuthbert 08-06-2017 06:52 PM

There is nothing wrong with unseasoned chicken.

The Batlord 08-06-2017 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1862777)
There is nothing wrong with unseasoned chicken.

Pretty sure you'll get arrested for hunting chicken out of season.

Cuthbert 08-06-2017 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1862780)
Pretty sure you'll get arrested for hunting chicken out of season.

haha


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