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[The Batlord]

I'd probably be too terrified to learn to operate one properly, but I'd still like the chance.

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by Mindfulness

Pretty sweet but you definitely can only use that in certain places with the right wind conditions.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

wuuuuuuut

Okay I'll be honest, that doesn't mean much to me since I've never actually read any Miles comics. My entire familiarity with him is down to Spider-Verse and an issue each of Ms. Marvel (Kamala Khan) and Gwenpool. Maybe a few other issues here and... oh yeah, he was in at least one issue of All-New X-Men.

But I appreciate the needless attempt at easter eggs.

My hope is that Miles will actually show up in the next movie either with a one liner or just as an easter I'm completely fine with them toying about introducing him more into the current movie verse.

Oh I love that run of Ms Marvel with the muslim girl. I started it when it first came out but dropped off. I need to go back and read some issues that I have miss. Speaking of Gwenpool, I haven't read any of her story but I had to get my hands on a Gwenpool Pop Figure with her holding a selfie stick.

Will probably edit this post with a pic of it soonish.
I'm usually an Out of Box Pop Figure collector but I might keep her in the box.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by djchameleon

My hope is that Miles will actually show up in the next movie either with a one liner or just as an easter I'm completely fine with them toying about introducing him more into the current movie verse.

I'd love if it the new Spider-Man had three movies, died at the end, and then Miles took over. I just want to see all the neckbeards go ape **** about a black Spider-Man while assuring everyone it's not cause he's black.

Oh I love that run of Ms Marvel with the muslim girl. I started it when it first came out but dropped off. I need to go back and read some issues that I have miss.

Same. Loved it, put it down, and now I can't remember where I left off.

Speaking of Gwenpool, I haven't read any of her story but I had to get my hands on a Gwenpool Pop Figure with her holding a selfie stick.

Will probably edit this post with a pic of it soonish.
I'm usually an Out of Box Pop Figure collector but I might keep her in the box.

You mean this?

Spoiler for big ass pic:

And I think you'd dig Gwenpool. It's not quite brilliant, and I don't know just how much longevity a character based on an alternate cover to a Spider-Gwen comic will have, but for me her series hits that sweet spot of light hearted, nonsensical fun. For fans of Squirrel Girl basically.

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'd love if it the new Spider-Man had three movies, died at the end, and then Miles took over. I just want to see all the neckbeards go ape **** about a black Spider-Man while assuring everyone it's not cause he's black.
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That's exactly what I would love to see happen but I believe Miles is also getting some more exposure in the upcoming Spiderman game that is coming out probably some time next year.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You mean this?

Spoiler for big ass pic:

Yeah that was easier than me taking a pic then having to upload it and link it from the hosting site. I still took the pic of mines but will do all that crap laters. Gotta get ready for a BBQ.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

And I think you'd dig Gwenpool. It's not quite brilliant, and I don't know just how much longevity a character based on an alternate cover to a Spider-Gwen comic will have, but for me her series hits that sweet spot of light hearted, nonsensical fun. For fans of Squirrel Girl basically.

I'm going to check her out later this evening.

[MicShazam]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'd love if it the new Spider-Man had three movies, died at the end, and then Miles took over. I just want to see all the neckbeards go ape **** about a black Spider-Man while assuring everyone it's not cause he's black.

Oh yes. Nothing makes me want to play the game of diversity politics quite like people complaining about percieved diversity politics. I don't think that ****ty new Ghostbusters movie went nearly far enough. I want them to try again with 4 black muslim transexuals that speak arabic while burning the American flag and reciting anti-male slam poetry to drive out the ghosts of patriarchy.

[Lucem Ferre]

They made Mary Jane into a black nerd in the new movie. And she constantly has this face like she got some really stanky pussy. I thought the other chick Penis Parker was going after was much cuter. Who was also black.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

They made Mary Jane into a black nerd in the new movie. And she constantly has this face like she got some really stanky pussy. I thought the other chick Penis Parker was going after was much cuter. Who was also black.

Bro, **** Liz Allen. She was a minor love interest for like ten minutes when the comic first started, but I don't know if they ever even kissed. If you're gonna go scraping the bottom of the barrel for love interests then at least go for Betty Brant. At least they did stuff. I say **** it and give him Black Cat. Then at least once he's 18 she can seduce him as Spider-Man and then be kinda weirded out when she finds out he's a teenager. That'd be gold.

[Lucem Ferre]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Bro, **** Liz Allen. She was a minor love interest for like ten minutes when the comic first started, but I don't know if they ever even kissed. If you're gonna go scraping the bottom of the barrel for love interests then at least go for Betty Brant. At least they did stuff. I say **** it and give him Black Cat. Then at least once he's 18 she can seduce him as Spider-Man and then be kinda weirded out when she finds out he's a teenager. That'd be gold.

I don't care about the character plots, just saying the actress was much cuter.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I don't care about the character plots, just saying the actress was much cuter.

I could give a **** about either, but at least movie Mary Jane has some kind of personality. I still say that as the third Spider-Man movie series they should go with the third biggest Spidey love interest: Black Cat. Would be a much more interesting dynamic than yet another high school romance.

[Lucem Ferre]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I could give a **** about either, but at least movie Mary Jane has some kind of personality. I still say that as the third Spider-Man movie series they should go with the third biggest Spidey love interest: Black Cat. Would be a much more interesting dynamic than yet another high school romance.

Yeah, the MJ in this movie does have a lot more personality than just being a cute chick Peter wants to ****.

Edit: Actually, I think the roll is reversed here because she seems to have the crush on him rather than him having the crush on her.