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Old 12-20-2012, 01:33 PM   #1411 (permalink)
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He knows too, I told him numerous times and refused to do it. Then he would whine like a little girl not being allowed her dolly. I can't believe I was with him for so long. I may be gone in the head.
Why didn't you just stick it in a cup of dettol while he was asleep?
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:35 PM   #1412 (permalink)
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Why didn't you just stick it in a cup of dettol while he was asleep?


I never thought of that. I'm not sure it would have helped because it wasn't dirty as he showered and it still stank.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:38 PM   #1413 (permalink)
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I never thought of that. I'm not sure it would have helped because it wasn't dirty as he showered and it still stank.
EWW. Sounds like a bad diet or some fungi. Hope he learned his lesson ol mr stink dick.
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If I don't wash for a few days my armpits smell exactly the same as cat food for some reason.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:40 PM   #1415 (permalink)
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Well I say good luck to him ever getting a bj again. He's only dated submissive Asian's before who are not into that. I totally am not joking when I say guys think I give the best bj's and never want to leave me. And they are not saying that to be nice.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:40 PM   #1416 (permalink)
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If I don't wash for a few days my armpits smell exactly the same as cat food for some reason.
Ewwwwww....

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Old 12-20-2012, 01:48 PM   #1417 (permalink)
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Well I say good luck to him ever getting a bj again. He's only dated submissive Asian's before who are not into that. I totally am not joking when I say guys think I give the best bj's and never want to leave me. And they are not saying that to be nice.
Best BJ award 2012: Vanilla
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:52 PM   #1418 (permalink)
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I totally am not joking when I say guys think I give the best bj's and never want to leave me. And they are not saying that to be nice.
I'll need to do some research on this.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:53 PM   #1419 (permalink)
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I totally agree, the times that I have swallowed semen has made me nearly throw up. Especially from that stinky dick guy I dated.
Ugh, stinky dick guy! Ewww! Glad I've never had this problem.
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Old 12-20-2012, 03:26 PM   #1420 (permalink)
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Yay! Free blow jobs for all!

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I'll need to do some research on this.


You tell me where.

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Ugh, stinky dick guy! Ewww! Glad I've never had this problem.
Yeah you're bloody lucky.
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