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Urban Hat€monger ? 12-20-2012 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1266076)
Neither! :laughing:

He knows too, I told him numerous times and refused to do it. Then he would whine like a little girl not being allowed her dolly. I can't believe I was with him for so long. I may be gone in the head.
Why didn't you just stick it in a cup of dettol while he was asleep?

Scarlett O'Hara 12-20-2012 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1266079)
Why didn't you just stick it in a cup of dettol while he was asleep?
:laughing:

I never thought of that. I'm not sure it would have helped because it wasn't dirty as he showered and it still stank.

FRED HALE SR. 12-20-2012 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1266080)
:laughing:

I never thought of that. I'm not sure it would have helped because it wasn't dirty as he showered and it still stank.
EWW. Sounds like a bad diet or some fungi. Hope he learned his lesson ol mr stink dick.

Urban Hat€monger ? 12-20-2012 12:38 PM
If I don't wash for a few days my armpits smell exactly the same as cat food for some reason.

Scarlett O'Hara 12-20-2012 12:40 PM
Well I say good luck to him ever getting a bj again. He's only dated submissive Asian's before who are not into that. I totally am not joking when I say guys think I give the best bj's and never want to leave me. And they are not saying that to be nice.

Scarlett O'Hara 12-20-2012 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1266085)
If I don't wash for a few days my armpits smell exactly the same as cat food for some reason.
Ewwwwww....

:laughing:

FRED HALE SR. 12-20-2012 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1266086)
Well I say good luck to him ever getting a bj again. He's only dated submissive Asian's before who are not into that. I totally am not joking when I say guys think I give the best bj's and never want to leave me. And they are not saying that to be nice.
Best BJ award 2012: Vanilla

Plankton 12-20-2012 12:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1266086)
I totally am not joking when I say guys think I give the best bj's and never want to leave me. And they are not saying that to be nice.
I'll need to do some research on this.

Burning Down 12-20-2012 12:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1266068)
:laughing:

I totally agree, the times that I have swallowed semen has made me nearly throw up. Especially from that stinky dick guy I dated.
Ugh, stinky dick guy! Ewww! Glad I've never had this problem.

Scarlett O'Hara 12-20-2012 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1266092)
Best BJ award 2012: Vanilla
Yay! Free blow jobs for all!

/resident whore

Quote:
Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1266094)
I'll need to do some research on this.
:laughing:

You tell me where.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1266096)
Ugh, stinky dick guy! Ewww! Glad I've never had this problem.
Yeah you're bloody lucky.


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