I'm assuming this is why you don't have pet snails.

Yes, even though I know pet snails would be very on-brand for me.

I want to get some snails and make escargot. But I'd probably fuck up the cooking and get food poisoning. So I'm holding off on making it.

I think I've seen canned escargot before. I deeply regret not buying it and making my friends eat it.

I want a black tiled swimming pool now
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...ming-pools.jpg
http://www.gbpools.co.uk/sitebuilder...g.w560h279.jpg

I didn't know I wanted that until you posted it.

That is so cool! I want this in my life!

Somebody turn this into a pool, please.

http://www.nervoussquirrel.com/images/badgermin01.jpg