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Burning Down 12-20-2012 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1265930)
I've also heard that it's good for the throat if you have a cold.

1. Natural anti-depressant.
2. Natural anxiety reducer.
3. Improves quality of sleep.
4. Increases energy.
5. Improves concentration.
6. Improves memory.
7. Improves mental alertness.
8. Assists with pregnancy maintenance.
9. Increases female-initiated sexual behavior. (I guess because there is a high amount of testosterone in it?)
10. Reduces pain.

10 Surprising Health Benefits Of Semen [EXPERT] | Professor Kimberly Resnick Anderson | YourTango

The Batlord 12-20-2012 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1265965)
1. Natural anti-depressant.
2. Natural anxiety reducer.
3. Improves quality of sleep.
4. Increases energy.
5. Improves concentration.
6. Improves memory.
7. Improves mental alertness.
8. Assists with pregnancy maintenance.
9. Increases female-initiated sexual behavior. (I guess because there is a high amount of testosterone in it?)
10. Reduces pain.

10 Surprising Health Benefits Of Semen [EXPERT] | Professor Kimberly Resnick Anderson | YourTango

I guess that means that men are really healers and philanthropists.

Burning Down 12-20-2012 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1265979)
I guess that means that men are really healers and philanthropists.

More reasons to love men!

FRED HALE SR. 12-20-2012 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1265982)
More reasons to love men!

Come and get it Ladies. Full on Bukakke sweeping the nation. LOL

The Batlord 12-20-2012 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1265984)
Come and get it Ladies. Full on Bukakke sweeping the nation. LOL

I prefer to call it "vaccinations".

FRED HALE SR. 12-20-2012 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1265986)
I prefer to call it "vaccinations".

You could call it therapy if they're having a bad day also. It sounds like a win-win situation.

The Batlord 12-20-2012 10:28 AM

Of course, in severe situations one might have to take a suppository.

Plankton 12-20-2012 11:35 AM

This conversation really reminds of a song. It's sort of a love song:


Snot - My Balls - YouTube

Burning Down 12-20-2012 12:07 PM

Don't forget about the semen based recipes:

Cooking with *** - Natural Harvest | Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes explores the culinary value of semen through beautiful photographs and delectable recipes.

Fortify your food!

Paedantic Basterd 12-20-2012 12:10 PM

Yeah, but seriously, how strong are the correlates? Because if we're talking less than say, .5 it's probably not worth discussing.


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