The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

Chiomara · 07-08-2017, 06:53 PM

I swear, every time I edit one of my "music for thunderstorms" playlists it ends up raining here within two hours. It's rather convenient. Kate Bush always sounds 100x better when it's storming outside. (Now if only I had a gothic castle to run around in aimlessly)

Lucem Ferre · 07-08-2017, 09:13 PM

Just settle for a haunted house.

Pet_Sounds · 07-08-2017, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm laughing uncontrollably at the last line right now.

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Then clearly you're hot! Some links:
If I'm Not Hot, Are You Hot or Not? Physical-Attractiveness Evaluations and Dating Preferences as a Function of One's Own Attractiveness
Married couples with common ancestry also share similar genes
Science finds out why some married couples look alike - National | Globalnews.ca
Somewhat related: Study shows trustworthy people perceived to look similar to ourselves

Everyone I've dated has been utterly average (objectively that is; I found them plenty attractive) which confirms my suspicion that I am woefully average as well.

Bad new for me

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I just noticed that the letters to SPQR (Senatus Populusque Romanum) are all next to each other in the alphabet but in a different order. Is this intentional? The odds have to be pretty stacked against it happening by chance.

Given that the "Q" is not actually an initial, I'd guess it was added to accomplish that purpose. I tried to work out the probabilities but it's late and I don't have paper nearby.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 07-09-2017, 07:34 AM

The Batlord · 07-09-2017, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

Wtf you sucker

I figured he'd try to dick me, but I am honestly just not that concerned about it. It's weed, not a 5 billion dollar merger.

Aux-In · 07-09-2017, 04:41 PM

Chiomara · 07-09-2017, 07:37 PM

I found this in one of my youtube playlists, but I have no memory of ever watching it or putting it there which means it's clearly some ominous message from the universe and/or my shadow self

**Frownland** · 07-09-2017, 08:07 PM

I wonder if Sequoioioiodie will ever come back and realize that I've been stealing his memes.

DwnWthVwls · 07-09-2017, 09:52 PM

If a twosome is with two people and a threesome is with three people, does that make Batlord handsome?

The Batlord · 07-09-2017, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

If a twosome is with two people and a threesome is with three people, does that make Batlord handsome?

It makes me a quintuplesome.

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07-08-2017, 06:53 PM	#13951 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	I swear, every time I edit one of my "music for thunderstorms" playlists it ends up raining here within two hours. It's rather convenient. Kate Bush always sounds 100x better when it's storming outside. (Now if only I had a gothic castle to run around in aimlessly)

07-09-2017, 07:37 PM	#13957 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	I found this in one of my youtube playlists, but I have no memory of ever watching it or putting it there which means it's clearly some ominous message from the universe and/or my shadow self