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[The Batlord]

Do you think there's a psychological phenomenon that makes ugly people attracted to each other, or do they just breed through sheer force of will and loneliness? I mean I think ugly people are ugly, but I'm also not willing to settle for some big ol' fat troll out of desperation.

[Mondo Bungle]

what if someone else didn't think they were ugly :0

[Chiomara]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Do you think there's a psychological phenomenon that makes ugly people attracted to each other, or do they just breed through sheer force of will and loneliness?

Well, it seems that most end up with people who are roughly as attractive (in terms of conventional beauty/attractiveness standards) as they are, so I think it has more to do with that than with a attraction to ugliness per se. A lot of long-term couples seem to even resemble each other somewhat and have similar features, even.

[The Batlord]

But how the **** do Walmart shoppers find someone who finds them at all attractive? There's gotta be a limit to just how much ugly even the ugliest people can tolerate. And how the **** do old people have sex with each other? They look like a wallet that almost got turned into a real boy. Or those people with half their teeth missing and no gums, so that the teeth they do have are all exposed and snaggly and yellow. How can someone stick their tongue in that without throwing up?

[Chiomara]

Wal-Mart is an alternate hell dimension; it doesn't count.

[Mondo Bungle]

[Zhanteimi]

There are only two reasons I want to be a mod: (a) approve my own journal entries and (b) remove the 'batlord is a cuck' tag from my journal.

[The Batlord]

[Zhanteimi]

I'm not saying you aren't a cuck.

[The Batlord]

But your journal is Jesus friendly?