Headphones I've never had problems with. Earbuds, on the other ****ing hand, were clearly designed to fit Dumbo.

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Well if you have small ears, then it's more difficult to fit earbuds in them. I was just being hyperbolic, I don't actually think that they design earbuds for elephants.

Do you think there's a psychological phenomenon that makes ugly people attracted to each other, or do they just breed through sheer force of will and loneliness? I mean I think ugly people are ugly, but I'm also not willing to settle for some big ol' fat troll out of desperation.

what if someone else didn't think they were ugly :0

Well, it seems that most end up with people who are roughly as attractive (in terms of conventional beauty/attractiveness standards) as they are, so I think it has more to do with that than with a attraction to ugliness per se. A lot of long-term couples seem to even resemble each other somewhat and have similar features, even.

But how the **** do Walmart shoppers find someone who finds them at all attractive? There's gotta be a limit to just how much ugly even the ugliest people can tolerate. And how the **** do old people have sex with each other? They look like a wallet that almost got turned into a real boy. Or those people with half their teeth missing and no gums, so that the teeth they do have are all exposed and snaggly and yellow. How can someone stick their tongue in that without throwing up?