****. I know weed addiction is nonsense, but does it still count if you become a fiend when you're drunk and you're out?

You're a depraved addict, and that's okay.

I'm legit considering getting a second job just so I can support all my vices without worrying about not being able to buy cigarettes for the last two days of the pay period.

Do it. Then you can start going to a supplier to buy in bulk like a big boy.

I don't smoke enough to justify that. I smoke a bowl once a day at most unless I'm drunk and then all bets are off (if I'm not working the next day). I'd just end up with a bunch of dry nonsense.

Flip what you don't think you'll smoke.

I have no desire to start a business. That's work.

Assthony Fagtano

Anthony Fandango. The only way to preorder your albums.

On the subject of Anthony Fantano: if you have to inform your neighbours that you're a sex offender, just move in at the end of October and introduce yourself by going trick or treating like being a sex offender is your costume.