We don't take pounds either, so make sure to exchange those for some real money before you send it to us.

You can even do it online.

I find that either we put just enough mayonnaise/ketchup/mustard so that you can get a hint of what they're supposed to taste, or we use a firehose. There's not much in-between.

Oh I forgot to update you. I went to Burger King last week because I left home in a hurry and wanted breakfast and got the sausage croissant. That thing literally tasted like ****ing garbage, even while I was hungry as ****. I'd like to talk to your manager about that so that you can face repercussions.

If it makes you feel any better they probably dropped the ingredients on the floor and didn't bother to wipe them off before making your sandwich. Also, if you really must then get either ham or chicken. I've found some success with making myself basically a ham and cheese sandwich with a fake croissant, and our breakfast chicken is actually pretty decent for fast food chicken. Never get the bacon. Our bacon isn't that good and they only give you enough to prove in a court of law that they gave you bacon. The only thing I'll ever do with the customer's best interest at heart is give them a bit more bacon than I'm supposed to, cause it's appalling just how much they give you.

I don't think they dropped it, that would've given it flavour.

Oh yeah, and those croissants are hella overpriced. Get a couple of the cheapo burritos. They're about the same quality-wise but are on the dollar menu.

Most things are overpriced at BK tbh. They seem to be less self-aware than most other fast food places, although Carl's Jr. is pretty pricy too.

I have no idea why our prices go from dollar menu to like five bucks for a Whopper without much of anything in-between. Even our Whopper Juniors are overpriced since everything that comes on them that doesn't come on a regular hamburger is free. You can literally ask for a hamburger made like a Whopper Jr. and it'll cost you less than a dollar, as opposed to over two.

Maybe I'm going a little overboard with this Canada Day stuff.