Skip the cigarettes and go straight to heroin **** it :cool:

Cold turkey is the best way to beat nicotine addiction yeah. Vaping will stop you smoking but doesn't do anything about nicotine addiction. I read Allan Carr's book and quit cold turkey for about five months once but once you drink, it becomes difficult. But now I quit drinking too it could be a good time to go cold turkey again.

From the makers of the Shake Weight probably.

Ughh this is so stupid; squats (especially without heavy weightS) are not even at all the best exercise for glute isolation+building. (which is why most women would buy that thing I'm assuming)

I assume they're all just gluing dildos to the end.

I dreamt about the Batlord tonight. I don't remember the details but it definitely involved gang criminality and at least one glass of wine

Was I hardcore?

I could watch this all day.

Eye update that no one asked for: So, now, the undereye area looks slightly bruised, and my bottom eyelid is swollen. The eye is still watery and sore and bloodshot (mainly just around the iris), too. It doesn't feel itchy or anything. It had gotten better for a couple days and then it went right back to how it was before. I really, really hope it isn't ocular rosacea. It's been like this for nearly two weeks now so I suppose I'll drag myself to the doctor tomorrow or thursday.

I missed what originally happened to it.

Oh, nothing happened to it exactly; I didn't injure it or anything. It's just a mystery. A very unexciting mystery.