Pretty good. There's a lot of melodies going through this one. Kinda wish you had a better microphone, but we can't have it all, can we.

Buttlord is a new Ted Bundy.

Yeah that's the biggest issue. There's actually not much more going on than most other songs it's just that the mic's ****ty, the instruments are the exact same and there's no production whatsoever which makes them hard to distinct. I could get help from my uncle in the future, he produces electronic music for people sometimes and has a little home studio.

angsty teens unite

Pretty good. With some work you could develop am interesting punk/alt rock sound.

If I had access to a dude who could do some great harsh vocals and noisy stuff with a distortion guitar, I'd write some post-hardcore songs. I'd do the clean parts. That'd be the ****.

I could do some regular raw vocals at least, but I already abuse my voice enough as is by singing and yelling way too much.

Wow now, how do you lower your tolerance? Asking for a cheap-ass friend.

And how the hell can people drink 10, let alone 12 beers in a night? Depending on my condition, I may or may not throw up after five pints

Practice. Lots and lots of practice. Better get started, young gun.

wut

Tolerance increases when you drink more.

I couldn't drink 10 pints at 17/18

By being too poor to buy alcohol for a long period of time, basically. (And I'm not one to buy cheap light beer; it's gross) That and drinking on an empty stomach + not weighing a whole lot.

And I have no clue; beer just seems so inefficient to me. (When I actually have a normal alcohol tolerance, that is) I'd rather just maintain a nice, constant level of tipsiness which is far easier with wine or liquor. Unless I plan to be outdoors, in which case beer or wine in a canteen is ideal.