Not being funny is like a drug isn't it?

There once was a man from Fucken
Who decided to make a turducken
He was ready to dive in
But when he cut in
He found that his dick was stuck in it

I'm usually laughing at the kind of person that would laugh at that kind of joke which is what makes it funny because I'm being double secret ironic about it.

Nah I just have a terrible sense of humour.

Who the fuck is Piotr? Is he the fabled mod that comes in when all the users are asleep, and deletes their drunken shitposts?

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Colossus sounds like he would be a good mod but a total wet blanket.

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I CAN'T ****ING BREATHE

I'M HYPERVENTILATING

Sea Cucumber
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Seatoad
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Hairy Frog Fish
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Stone Fish
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