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Old 05-18-2017, 12:05 PM   #13271 (permalink)
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Dude there's a male right in plain view in that gif.

I could watch that all day btw. Goofy ass goldens are my favourite.
A castrated male.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-18-2017, 12:18 PM   #13272 (permalink)
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Wow, what a helpful golden retriever! Showing the humans how to exercise properly!

It looks like one of those "morning bootcamp" type workout classes that you often see at parks in the suburbs. Around here there's often only a couple men in them; the rest are usually moms. They pay real, actual money for a personal trainer to have them do a bunch of very basic exercises in a park at 5 am. (Why pay for that when one can just torture themselves for free?)
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Old 05-18-2017, 12:20 PM   #13273 (permalink)
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Wow, what a helpful golden retriever! Showing the humans how to exercise properly!

It looks like one of those "morning bootcamp" type workout classes that you often see at parks in the suburbs. Around here there's often only a couple men in them; the rest are usually moms. They pay real, actual money for a personal trainer to have them do a bunch of very basic exercises in a park at 5 am. (Why pay for that when one can just torture themselves for free?)
I guess cause they're too ****ing lazy to motivate themselves, so all their snooty friends will see them exercising, and for the chance to gossip.
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Old 05-18-2017, 01:44 PM   #13276 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:33 PM   #13277 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:36 PM   #13278 (permalink)
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My question is was that part of his weight loss? I know those subs aren't healthy and you've got to work them off somehow.
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:38 PM   #13279 (permalink)
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My question is was that part of his weight loss? I know those subs aren't healthy and you've got to work them off somehow.
I'm sure there are low fat options at Subway. Jared just needed a reward for his hard work.
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:39 PM   #13280 (permalink)
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ok i'm going to ask you guys to stop these jokes before it gets worse. child molestation is not a funny thing in the slightest. i'm honestly shocked you guys even find this funny.
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