I'm sure there are low fat options at Subway. Jared just needed a reward for his hard work.

ok i'm going to ask you guys to stop these jokes before it gets worse. child molestation is not a funny thing in the slightest. i'm honestly shocked you guys even find this funny.

I agree that child molestation is definitely not funny, Kiiii. Jokes about them can be though.

This touched me.

**** off. I hate both of you. Sincerely. You can both just **** off.

**** me. (I'm legal, I promise.)

They have less and less as the childhood obesity epidemic increases.

I miss Pedobear. I feel like the SJWs killed him.

I think the greatest thing on earth is that weed kills nausea. It's like a second wind for booze that makes booze even better.