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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1820198)

I don't have one, but I realize my hands aren't totally clean here

Why do I drive a car instead of taking the bus

So we basically have exactly the same position, bitch.

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1820201)

I'm just asking if you realize it's a goofy position if you care about animal suffering enough to be squeamish

Of course it's a goofy position and apparently I'm fine with that.

Just found a blog dedicated to hating Cincinnati. Here's a taste.

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Between the three day period of temperate weather in Cincinnati known as "spring" and the free for all retard fest known as "The 'EBN Fireworks, Dude" there is Cincinnati Summer and...it sucks.

It is Mexico City on the Ohio River. It is a crockpot full of shirtless fat Germans stewing in their own chunky toxic humid fumes. It is pollution that has been trying to rise above the valley since the mid 1970's. It is companies all over the county paying off crooked politicians to keep releasing **** into the air, and those politicians continuing to get elected because Cincinnatians hate dark people and homos more than they like to breathe.

Though it may be impossible to inhale during the summer, make no mistake, Cincinnati sucks.

Things that suck about Cincinnati

Food Fighters... that cartoon thread got me on a nostalgia trip.

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The Kitchen Commandos wore black boots, green clothing, and carried red weapons.

Burgerdier General, a hamburger
Major Munch, a doughnut (available with chocolate glaze or cherry glaze)
Lieutenant Legg, a chicken drumstick
Sergeant Scoop, an ice cream cone (available as chocolate and vanilla ice cream or sherbet)
Private Pizza, a slice of pepperoni and mushroom pizza

The Refrigerator Rejects wore brown boots, black clothing, and carried blue weapons.

Mean Weener, a hot dog
Chip the Ripper, a chocolate chip cookie (also available as a macadamia cookie)
Short Stack, a stack of pancakes (available with maple syrup or blueberry syrup)
Taco Terror, a taco
Fat Frenchy, a box of French fries
The BBQ Bomber, a barbecue grill armed with a spatula catapult

The Combat Carton, an egg carton with a ketchup bottle cannon holding a tomato-slice missile on the top
The Fry Chopper, a frying pan helicopter with spatula blades
The Refrigerator playset, the Kitchen Commandos' base (unreleased)

This post has nothing to do with Prince or soccer.

*looks at avatar*

okay

You literally just posted about both Prince and soccer.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1820225)

*looks at avatar*

okay

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1820226)

You literally just posted about both Prince and soccer.

You two :D

If I wasn't lazy I would've changed your avatar so that Prince had a soccer ball on his crotch to elevate my joke.

Might change that avi tbh.