I got off work today early and have tomorrow off. Finished my beer at around 4pm. Think I'm gonna go buy more beer and eat Hardee's or some ****. Otherwise the next 8 hours are gonna suck. Seriously, beer needs to be bigger, food needs to be less tasty, and my job needs to be more slavey.

You should try out that one beer called vodka. 40% abv.

My legs are cold (wearing shorts) and my cat just came over and is sleeping on them and he is warm.

Does your cat have a foot fetish too?

I don't think he does but he likes licking things constantly.

Good thing he's on your lap.

I think I just realized why Monkey likes football so much, the creepy perv.

So I guess Anne Frank had a thing for golden showers. Convenient kink for tight quarters, that.