I'd like to be a fly on the wall if she ever sees his avatar while looking over his shoulder.

:D

"Just showing you off to my internet friends, dear"

That egg sucks.. Also, if you don't like onions simply taking it off probably won't get rid of the flavor. He also broke 2 yolks.. This guys is just awful.

lmforko

As someone who used to fish in water as a kid where muskies lived, and who heard all about fishing and fish from that area from family members for years, this legit pisses me off. I've had a muskie on the line before, and it pretty much felt like a force of nature was on the line. They are awesome ****ing things, and this is just garbage.

Not so fast Morty 🏃🏻 you heard your mom 🙎🏼 we’ve got adventures 🔥 to go on Morty 😱😩👌 Just you 🤦🏻*♂️🔫 and me 👨*🔬🔫 and sometimes your sister 💁📱 and sometimes your mom 👩🏼*⚕️🐎 but ‼️ NEVER ✋ your 😤 dad! 🤷🏻*♂️❌😷 You wanna 🙈 know why Morty? 🙊💯 Because he CROSSED me 😡🙅*♂️ Oh 😵 it gets darker Morty 😎🌚 Welcome 👽 to the 😭 darkest 😈 year of our 👨*👦adventures 🙏😫 First 1️⃣ thing that’s 👩*🎤 different ⁉️ No more dad Morty 🆒 He threatened 👀👎 to turn me in 🙋*♂️👮 to the government 😓🙄 so I made him 🤤🐀 and the government 💩 go away 🖕 I repla😖ced them both 🌜🌛as the 😈 defacto 🤡 patriarch 👴🏻 of your family 👨*👧*👦and 😲 your universe 😱🌌🙌 Your mom 🐎 wouldn’t have 👋 accepted 🤝 me 🙄 if I came home 🏡 without you 👦🏻 and your sister 👱*♀️ so now you know 🎓 the real 💯 reason 🌟 I rescued ⛑ you 👍 I JUST 💅🏼 TOOK OVER 🔝😵 THE FAMILY 👨*👧*👦 MORTY 🙍🏻*♂️ And 👀 if you tell 🗣 your mom or sister 👩🏼*⚕️💁 I said any of this 🙊 I’ll deny it 🙅*♂️😤 And 😏 they’ll take my side 💕😌👫 because I’m a 🕺 hero 🏅🏆 Morty 😂🤣 And now 👊 you’re gonna have to do 🤹🏻*♂️🐒 whatever I say 😝 Morty 😥 Forever 🕐🕔🕤🕙💀 And I’ll go out 🚶🏼 and find 🔭 some more 🙀 of that 👅 Mulan 🥋🎎 Szechuan 🐉🏮Teriyaki 😫💦 dipping sauce 🔥👌🙏 Morty 💦💦💦🙌 Because that’s 👉 what this 🎉 is all about Morty 🍗 That’s my 1️⃣ one ☝️ arm 🤳 man 🕺 I’m not ❌ driven 🚘 by avenging ✊🏻 my dead 💀 family 😭👨*👩*👧 Morty 💧 That 🤣 was 🙉 FAKE ✨ I’m 👨*🔬 driven 💨 by finding 👀 that 😩 McNugget 🤘 🍟 Sauce 💦 I want 😱 that 😳 Mulan 🐉🥋 McNugget 🤡 Sauce 🍆💦Morty 😭 That’s 💪🏼 my series 🎬 arc 🌈 Morty 👑 If it takes ❤️ 9 ❤️ seasons ❤️ I WANT 😫 MY 👏 MCNUGGET 🍗🍟 DIPPING SAUCE 💦SZECHUAN 🔥 SAUCE MORTY 😡😵 IT’S 🤤 GONNA 🤸*♀️TAKE 🚀 US 🙆🏻*♂️👴🏻 ALL THE WAY 💫 TO 👉 THE 👉 END MORTY 🏁 9️⃣ MORE 💰 SEASONS 🤖 MORTY 💎 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS 🙌 UNTIL I GET 🎁 THAT 😍 DIPPING ‼️🔥 SZECHUAN 🎎 SAUCE 🍆💦😩 FOR 9️⃣7️⃣ MORE YEARS ⌛️🕰 MORTY 💀 I 👏 WANT 👏 THAT 👏 MCNUGGET 👏 SAUCE 👏 MORTY 👏

This honestly just made me change my policy on spiders in the house. I don't bother with spiders I see outside, but I generally kill large spiders, like Wolf Spiders, that can actually bite and hurt me if they're inside. I can't honestly get pissed off at this video though, and then go and squash some spider that I could either ignore or take outside. I draw the line at Black Widows or Brown Recluses though. In the time it would take me to get a cup to catch the spider with, it could disappear and then I've just got an evil Satan spawn wandering around that will prevent me from being able to sleep. I'm not Jesus, so sue me.

you have scary spiders around your house