The other day I heard that the franchise company that owns my Burger King was a union company, which I find humorous, as if they as so much smelled the idea of a union from us they would basically send in the Marines.

imagine being a vegan and having hayfever lmao you basically spend all day riding out for plants for them to just clart you in the back

Here it is-- my future:

http://68.media.tumblr.com/dc01be542...rx1o1_1280.jpg

Which goat are you?

goatest of all time

I accept my eventual fate as the village crone who herds cats and goats all day. (Oh and Violet-- obviously I am the goat standing at the front. The head goat who leads the way through the treacherous waters!)

And now, a toad comic-- this is the single best thing in the entire universe:

http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9...x8f2o1_540.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9...x8f2o2_540.jpg

Timothy Treadwell only moments before being eaten by a bear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEsFtiruIok

Lol

I liked this one too



and it came accompanied with this quote that is most fitting for Batlord to use: "id crawl over broken glass to suck the dick of the last guy who fucked her"