Insurance commercials in Iran

"We make sure that all of your belongings are protected. Your home--covered. Your car--covered. Your wife--covered."

haha

Is there a way to fix certain keys on laptop keyboards? (I don't know if the problem is cookie crumbs beneath them or what.) The parenthesis keys and the 'm' key are only working about half of the time. HOW am I supposed to type my lengthy parenthetical side notes if they stop working??

Try and take the key off, vacuum the keyboard and then shake it upside down?

Throw it away and buy a new one, not worth the effort

That too. I've got a Bluetooth keyboard for my laptop.

It's sexy. Can change the backlight colour. I like it a lot.

sexy keyboards >>>

Just use two "n"s and a "}" instead. Nobody uses "}"s, so you'll be fine.

I mean... I suppose I should (as it is ancient and covered in half-peeled-off halloween stickers) but I can't buy a new one right now. Oh well. I'll try what Man Like Monkey suggested though it didn't help before.

edit: Yeah, I'll probably have to do something like that, bat.

In other news: I have had that LeAnn Rimes song from Coyote Ugly ('Can't fight the moonlight') stuck in my head all day; why must I suffer..
edit #2: I couldn't resist looking this up on youtube-- I KNEW there would be a Sailor Moon AMV set to that song. It practically creates itself. Now you all can suffer with me:

Yeah why would you have that song stuck in your head? It's not even good. It's what Cher killed when she brought fun back to pop. You should replace it with this, which I'd forgotten even existed.