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Old 03-09-2017, 03:41 PM   #11961 (permalink)
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Honey butter is amazing.

(In the south there is a place-- a dark and unholy place, a buffet called The Golden Corrall-- and the only good thing they have there is honey butter. It's super easy to make yourself but it's good to hoard packets of it from restaurants too.)
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Old 03-09-2017, 04:08 PM   #11962 (permalink)
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Spreading peanut butter on toast is way more complicated than spreading honey butter on toast. Hell I can barely comprehend it let alone pull it off in under 30 minutes.
But you gotta bust your ass with those eggs. Too much extra effort for burnt bread.
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Old 03-09-2017, 04:10 PM   #11963 (permalink)
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Ja cooking eggs is crazy complicated. Some of the most back breaking three minutes of anyone's life.
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Old 03-09-2017, 04:14 PM   #11964 (permalink)
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Ja cooking eggs is crazy complicated. Some of the most back breaking three minutes of anyone's life.
Every time I make toast with butter and jam I always taste it with just the butter first cause I can barely be arsed to do both.
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Old 03-09-2017, 04:17 PM   #11965 (permalink)
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Spreading peanut butter on toast is way more complicated than spreading honey butter on toast. Hell I can barely comprehend it let alone pull it off in under 30 minutes.

It's mostly oil. Just nuke it for a few seconds and it'll become like melted butter.

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Old 03-09-2017, 04:18 PM   #11966 (permalink)
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I was making fun of the Batlord.

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Every time I make toast with butter and jam I always taste it with just the butter first cause I can barely be arsed to even do both.
So you butter two slices of toast, eat a slice of toast, then put jam on the other? That sounds complicated.

Eggs and toast is a good sized meal where both wouldn't be enough on it's own. I don't mind the labor and resulting exhaustion.
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Old 03-09-2017, 04:26 PM   #11967 (permalink)
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And instead you made fun of Chula.

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So you butter two slices of toast, eat a slice of toast, then put jam on the other? That sounds complicated.
Taking the first bite from just buttered toast is a desperate ploy to see if maybe I just want butter and not jam. Generally doesn't work though, and I have to put in the extra effort.

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Eggs and toast is a good sized meal where both wouldn't be enough on it's own. I don't mind the labor and resulting exhaustion.
Eggs are also gross though.
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Taking the first bite from just buttered toast is a desperate ploy to see if maybe I just want butter and not jam. Generally doesn't work though, and I have to put in the extra effort.
I usually just do butter anyways.

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Eggs are also gross though.
Different strokes for different foods with high cholesterol levels.
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Old 03-09-2017, 04:37 PM   #11969 (permalink)
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Now toast, peanut butter, and jam as an actual PBJ is the biz. I haven't eaten a regular PBJ in years cause toasted is so completely superior.
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You know what's even betterer? Make that **** like a grilled cheese.
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