The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 03-09-2017, 01:58 PM

decent

DwnWthVwls · 03-09-2017, 02:10 PM

Am I the only one who will be checking out that website later? Wtf is fapality? Lol

Edit: boring. Its just a lame pornsite.

The Batlord · 03-09-2017, 02:36 PM

Why all the complicated ****? Just throw some honey butter on there. Toast shouldn't take longer to make after coming out of the toaster than it does to eat.

**Frownland** · 03-09-2017, 02:40 PM

Spreading peanut butter on toast is way more complicated than spreading honey butter on toast. Hell I can barely comprehend it let alone pull it off in under 30 minutes.

Chiomara · 03-09-2017, 02:41 PM

Honey butter is amazing.

(In the south there is a place-- a dark and unholy place, a buffet called The Golden Corrall-- and the only good thing they have there is honey butter. It's super easy to make yourself but it's good to hoard packets of it from restaurants too.)

The Batlord · 03-09-2017, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Spreading peanut butter on toast is way more complicated than spreading honey butter on toast. Hell I can barely comprehend it let alone pull it off in under 30 minutes.

But you gotta bust your ass with those eggs. Too much extra effort for burnt bread.

**Frownland** · 03-09-2017, 03:10 PM

Ja cooking eggs is crazy complicated. Some of the most back breaking three minutes of anyone's life.

The Batlord · 03-09-2017, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Ja cooking eggs is crazy complicated. Some of the most back breaking three minutes of anyone's life.

Every time I make toast with butter and jam I always taste it with just the butter first cause I can barely be arsed to do both.

Chula Vista · 03-09-2017, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Spreading peanut butter on toast is way more complicated than spreading honey butter on toast. Hell I can barely comprehend it let alone pull it off in under 30 minutes.

It's mostly oil. Just nuke it for a few seconds and it'll become like melted butter.

You're welcome.

**Frownland** · 03-09-2017, 03:18 PM

I was making fun of the Batlord.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Every time I make toast with butter and jam I always taste it with just the butter first cause I can barely be arsed to even do both.

So you butter two slices of toast, eat a slice of toast, then put jam on the other? That sounds complicated.

Eggs and toast is a good sized meal where both wouldn't be enough on it's own. I don't mind the labor and resulting exhaustion.

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03-09-2017, 03:10 PM	#11917 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Ja cooking eggs is crazy complicated. Some of the most back breaking three minutes of anyone's life. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-09-2017, 02:41 PM	#11915 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Honey butter is amazing. (In the south there is a place-- a dark and unholy place, a buffet called The Golden Corrall-- and the only good thing they have there is honey butter. It's super easy to make yourself but it's good to hoard packets of it from restaurants too.)