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Am I the only one who will be checking out that website later? Wtf is fapality? Lol

Edit: boring. Its just a lame pornsite.

Why all the complicated ****? Just throw some honey butter on there. Toast shouldn't take longer to make after coming out of the toaster than it does to eat.

Spreading peanut butter on toast is way more complicated than spreading honey butter on toast. Hell I can barely comprehend it let alone pull it off in under 30 minutes.

Honey butter is amazing.

(In the south there is a place-- a dark and unholy place, a buffet called The Golden Corrall-- and the only good thing they have there is honey butter. It's super easy to make yourself but it's good to hoard packets of it from restaurants too.)

But you gotta bust your ass with those eggs. Too much extra effort for burnt bread.

Ja cooking eggs is crazy complicated. Some of the most back breaking three minutes of anyone's life.

Every time I make toast with butter and jam I always taste it with just the butter first cause I can barely be arsed to do both.

It's mostly oil. Just nuke it for a few seconds and it'll become like melted butter.

You're welcome.

I was making fun of the Batlord.

So you butter two slices of toast, eat a slice of toast, then put jam on the other? That sounds complicated.

Eggs and toast is a good sized meal where both wouldn't be enough on it's own. I don't mind the labor and resulting exhaustion.