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Paul Smeenus · 03-07-2017, 11:46 AM

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Isbjørn · 03-07-2017, 01:15 PM

Is excessive listening to The Smiths a symptom of anxiety?

DwnWthVwls · 03-07-2017, 01:33 PM

Yes and its bad for ur health.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 03-07-2017, 01:45 PM

what's ur health?

**Frownland** · 03-07-2017, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

what's ur health?

It's the health of the people in the Mesopotamian city. Don't you ever hear about it on the news?

**Frownland** · 03-07-2017, 03:34 PM

How the **** did being stoned become slang?

"Bro you look like someone threw rocks at your face for an hour, you smoked some pot didn't you?"
"Ja dude I'm stoned as ****."
"But you're high, right?"
"Ja."
"You didn't have any rocks thrown at you?"
"Well ja there were some when I was on my way home from work but I look like this cause I'm high man."
"Oh right on. Stoned. Hm."
"Yup. Stoned."

*they look in each other's eyes for a second before intensely making out*

That's how I picture it at least.

Chiomara · 03-07-2017, 04:08 PM

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Should I be worried over the fact that the left part of my neck keeps going slightly numb? Like this roaming area of numbness.. er, as if a ghost/blob of static electricity is touching my neck all over, sort of? That's the only way I can describe it. (I'm asking since you're all doctors obviously)

**Frownland** · 03-07-2017, 04:09 PM

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you know that moment where all the laughter stops and you don't know how long ago it was when someone said something

I accidentally say my internal dialogue aloud if the music is loud like in Fear and Loathing too often.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 03-07-2017, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Question:

Should I be worried over the fact that the left part of my neck keeps going slightly numb? Like this roaming area of numbness.. er, as if a ghost/blob of static electricity is touching my neck all over, sort of? That's the only way I can describe it. (I'm asking since you're all doctors obviously)

i had this issue for the longest time, my neck would feel fine but after slightly turning my head i would feel that exact same numbess you're describing. not sure about your situation but i just ignored it and i haven't had it happen in nearly a year if not longer.

The Batlord · 03-07-2017, 04:40 PM

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Is excessive listening to The Smiths a symptom of anxiety?

A symptom of being a pansy.

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03-07-2017, 01:15 PM	#11882 (permalink)
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03-07-2017, 03:34 PM	#11886 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	How the ** did being stoned become slang? "Bro you look like someone threw rocks at your face for an hour, you smoked some pot didn't you?" "Ja dude I'm stoned as *." "But you're high, right?" "Ja." "You didn't have any rocks thrown at you?" "Well ja there were some when I was on my way home from work but I look like this cause I'm high man." "Oh right on. Stoned. Hm." "Yup. Stoned." they look in each other's eyes for a second before intensely making out* That's how I picture it at least. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-07-2017, 04:08 PM	#11887 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Question: Should I be worried over the fact that the left part of my neck keeps going slightly numb? Like this roaming area of numbness.. er, as if a ghost/blob of static electricity is touching my neck all over, sort of? That's the only way I can describe it. (I'm asking since you're all doctors obviously)