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Old 03-03-2017, 12:10 PM   #11791 (permalink)
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Today I had a bowel movement that came upon me so suddenly that I had to conduct an emergency butt clench just to keep from ****ting myself. And of course I was at work when this happened.
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Old 03-03-2017, 12:24 PM   #11792 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2017, 12:26 PM   #11793 (permalink)
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Today I had a bowel movement that came upon me so suddenly that I had to conduct an emergency butt clench just to keep from ****ting myself. And of course I was at work when this happened.
you're always ****ting yourself

maybe you should go see a doctor about that
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Old 03-03-2017, 12:31 PM   #11794 (permalink)
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you're always ****ting yourself

maybe you should go see a doctor about that
This was new though. I've had ****s come on suddenly, but this was almost instantaneous. My ******* simply didn't have enough time to prepare itself on its own.
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Old 03-03-2017, 12:35 PM   #11795 (permalink)
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This was new though. I've had ****s come on suddenly, but this was almost instantaneous. My ******* simply didn't have enough time to prepare itself on its own.
gross

good thing you're not into butt stuff
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Old 03-03-2017, 12:37 PM   #11796 (permalink)
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gross

good thing you're not into butt stuff
1. That is simply not true.

2. I clenched in time to save my pants, so I didn't actually **** myself.
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Old 03-03-2017, 12:39 PM   #11797 (permalink)
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whats not true
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Old 03-03-2017, 12:47 PM   #11798 (permalink)
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I am indeed all for butt stuff.
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Old 03-03-2017, 12:48 PM   #11799 (permalink)
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are you into DOING butt stuff or having butt stuff being DONE to you there is a big difference
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Old 03-03-2017, 12:50 PM   #11800 (permalink)
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are you into DOING butt stuff or having butt stuff being DONE to you there is a big difference
Are you sure you want to know the answer to that?
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