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The Batlord

03-03-2017 11:10 AM

Today I had a bowel movement that came upon me so suddenly that I had to conduct an emergency butt clench just to keep from ****ting myself. And of course I was at work when this happened.

Frownland

03-03-2017 11:24 AM

Well, I was going to see Acid Mothers Temple on April 6, but I guess I have to find someone to take my ticket off of my hands now
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kibbeh

03-03-2017 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1810829)

Today I had a bowel movement that came upon me so suddenly that I had to conduct an emergency butt clench just to keep from ****ting myself. And of course I was at work when this happened.

you're always ****ting yourself

maybe you should go see a doctor about that

The Batlord

03-03-2017 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1810834)

you're always ****ting yourself

maybe you should go see a doctor about that

This was new though. I've had ****s come on suddenly, but this was almost instantaneous. My ******* simply didn't have enough time to prepare itself on its own.

kibbeh

03-03-2017 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1810837)

This was new though. I've had ****s come on suddenly, but this was almost instantaneous. My ******* simply didn't have enough time to prepare itself on its own.

gross

good thing you're not into butt stuff

The Batlord

03-03-2017 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1810839)

gross

good thing you're not into butt stuff

1. That is simply not true.

2. I clenched in time to save my pants, so I didn't actually **** myself.

kibbeh

03-03-2017 11:39 AM

whats not true

The Batlord

03-03-2017 11:47 AM