The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

**Frownland** · 03-01-2017, 08:33 AM

So who sucks, you or your teacher?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 03-01-2017, 08:37 AM

the email system at my school that decided to send his email reminded into my spam folder.

it's totally my fault but im gonna see if he'll let me make up for it.

**Frownland** · 03-01-2017, 08:43 AM

Tell him that you were playing free jazz and it was unethical to stop. He'll understand.

The Batlord · 03-01-2017, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

i didn't know i had a midterm in my jazz class and i didnt go yesterday lmfao

fml

Luckily it's a jazz class and therefore completely meaningless.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 03-01-2017, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Luckily it's a jazz class and therefore completely meaningless.

yeah the credit hours arent really important either but like it's 25% of my grade so i am kind of upset over it.

**Frownland** · 03-01-2017, 11:41 AM

Just come into class with a saxophone and confront your professor with a sweet sax solo. He'll give you an A on the spot or he's not a real jazz man.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 03-01-2017, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Just come into class with a saxophone and confront your professor with a sweet sax solo. He'll give you an A on the spot or he's not a real jazz man.

he's one of those frownland type who do weird **** like playing the piano from the inside so i think i would need something a little more adventurous to impress him.

**Frownland** · 03-01-2017, 12:01 PM

I would be impressed by a sweet sax solo.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 03-01-2017, 12:02 PM

what about a sweet sex solo

**Frownland** · 03-01-2017, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

what about a sweet sex solo

He's probably assumed that you do a lot of that on your own time anyway.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Tell him that you were playing free jazz and it was unethical to stop. He'll understand. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Just come into class with a saxophone and confront your professor with a sweet sax solo. He'll give you an A on the spot or he's not a real jazz man. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-01-2017, 12:01 PM	#11768 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I would be impressed by a sweet sax solo. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x