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[Frownland]

It doesn't affect them, it affects the CHILDREN

[Tristan_Geoff]

Originally Posted by Frownland

It doesn't affect them, it affects the CHILDREN

[The Batlord]

Hopefully they'll be able to make time in their busy lives of complaining and blogging to actually keep an eye on their own children.

[Tristan_Geoff]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Hopefully they'll be able to make time in their busy lives of complaining and blogging to actually keep an eye on their own children.

Probably not though. I know how these things usually turn out.

Also it's hilarious to see all the gay-bashing on this site. Sometimes I forget how ****ed up and sideways the religious right is. I've gained a much better picture of Christianity over the past few months so it's just weird seeing people like this who claim to be Christian but aren't accepting of basically anything against their status quo.

[Chiomara]

I always like to pretend like it's (the hive mind of conservative "mommy bloggers") all some kind of very mundane performance art.

[Frownland]

[Fred:] What's up with this ****ing 'Ball Tongue' ****? (on original lyric's sheet)
[Jon:] All I needed was a Pepsi... (on orignal lyric's sheet)
[Fred:] You better shut the **** up, punk. (on orignal lyric's sheet)
[Jon:] Whatever nigga... (on orignal lyric's sheet)
[Fred:] Say what, say what?
[Jon:] My dick is bigger than yours...
[Fred:] Say what, say what?
[Jon:] My band is bigger than yours...
[Fred:] Too bad I got your beans in my bag, stuck-up sucka',
Korny mother****a'. Takin' over flows is the Limp pimp,
need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis.
I'm gonna drop a little east side skill, ya best step back 'cuz I'm 'a kill, I'm 'a kill.
So watcha thinking Mr. Raggedy man?
Doin' all you can to look like Raggedy Ann.
[Jon:] I'll Check you out punk, yes I know you feel it.
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson video,
you little ***got ho. Please give me some **** to work with,
'cuz right now I'm all it kid, suck my dick kid, like your daddy did.
[Fred:] Who the **** you think you're talking to??
[Jon:] Me.
[Fred:] I'm known for eatin' little whiny chumps like you.
[Jon:] Whatever.
[Fred:] All up in my face with that...
[Jon:] Are you ready?!?
[Fred:] But halitosis, is all you're rockin' steady. You little fairy, smelling all your flowers. Nappy hairy chest, look it's Austin Powers!
[Jon:] Yeah, baby!
[Fred:] I hear ya tweetin' on them ***-pipes clod, but you said it best, there's No Place To Hide.
[Jon:] What the **** ya' sayin'? You're a pimp whateva', limp dick. Fred Durst needs to rehearse, needs to reverse what he's saying. Wannabe funk joke is what you're playin', rippin' up a bad counterfeit, fakin'! Plus your bills I'm paying, you can't eat that **** every day, Fred. Lay off the bacon.
[Fred:] Say what, say what? You better watch your ****in' mouth, Jon.

[Chorus:]
[Jon:] So you hate me?
[Fred:] and I hate you!
[Jon:] You know what, you know what?
[Both:] It's all in the family.

[Jon:] I hate you!
[Fred:] and you hate me!
[Jon:] You know what, you know what?
[Both:] It's all in the family.

[Jon:] Look at you fool, I'm gonna **** you up twice,
throwin' rhymes at me like, oh ****, Vanilla Ice.
Ya better run, run while ya can, you'll never **** me up, Bisc Limpkit.
At least I got a phat, original band.
[Fred:] Who's hot, who's not?
[Jon:] You.
[Fred:] You best step back, Korn on the cob, you need a new job.
Time to take them mic skills back to the dentist, and buy yourself a new grill.
[Jon:] **** you.
[Fred:] You pumpkin pie, I'll jack-off in your eye.
Climbing shoots and ladders, while your ego shatters.
But you just can't get away.
[Jon:] Get a gay?
[Fred:] 'Cuz it's doomsday kid, it's doomsday.

[Chorus]

[Fred:] You call yourself a singer?
[Jon:] Yep.
[Fred:] You're more like Jerry Springer.
[Jon:] Oh cool!
[Fred:] Your favorite band is winger,
[Jon:] Winger?
[Fred:] and all you eat is Zingers.
You're like a Fruity Pebble, your favorite flag is rebel.
[Jon:] Yeeeeeehaaaaaa!!
[Fred:] It's just too bad that you're a ***, and on a lower level.
[Jon:] So you're from Jacksonville, kickin' it like Buffalo Bill.
Gettin' butt-****ed by your uncle Chuck,
while your sister's on her knees waitin' for your little peanut.
[Fred:] Wait, where'd ya get that little dance?
[Jon:] Over here.
[Fred:] Like them idiots in Waco,
you're burning up in Bako where your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother, it's just too bad your father's mad,
your mother's now your lover.
[Jon:] Come on hillbilly, can your horse do a ****in' wheelie?
You love it down south, and boy, you sure do got a purdy mouth.

[Chorus]

[Jon:[ and I love you!
[Fred:] and I want you!
[Jon:] and I'll suck you!
[Fred:] and I'll **** you!
[Jon:] and I'll butt-**** you!
[Fred:] and I'll eat you!
[Jon:] and I lick your little dick mother****er.
[Fred:] Say what? Say... what?

[Mindy]

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[Cuthbert]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iDlFk1VIrE



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[DwnWthVwls]

I'll never read monkey's posts the same.. so many new words. Wtf is bifter? wagwam?

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

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