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Old 02-13-2017, 10:10 PM   #11471 (permalink)
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Every kiss begins with Ki
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 02-13-2017, 10:40 PM   #11472 (permalink)
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Every kiss begins with Ki
Who's Ki?
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Old 02-13-2017, 10:46 PM   #11473 (permalink)
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I was just pointing out the first two letters of a word
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Old 02-13-2017, 10:47 PM   #11474 (permalink)
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Old 02-13-2017, 11:33 PM   #11475 (permalink)
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I didn't know Batlord was dating.
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Old 02-13-2017, 11:53 PM   #11476 (permalink)
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I didn't know he was into black guys.

I hope that isn't real.. that's a nice picture and his brother is a dick if it is.
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Old 02-14-2017, 12:40 AM   #11477 (permalink)
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I don't know if y'all are familiar with Mallory Ortberg's "Texts From.." series (inspired by famous literary characters) but it's hilarious.

Texts From Jane Eyre

Spoiler for ...:
JANE
MY LITTLE SUNBEAM
WHERE ARE YOU
I NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
I’m taking a walk
be back for dinner
AH YES MY CAGED SPRITE
COMMUNE WITH NATURE AND UPON YOUR RETURN
RELATE TO ME THE VAGRANT GLORIES OF THE RUINED WOODS
do you really want me to describe my walk to you
MORE THAN ANYTHING YOU POCKET WITCH
it is fairly cloudy out
looks like rain soon
AHHH TO THINK THAT MY LITTLE STARLING JANE
SHOULD RETURN
TO PERCH ON MY BROKEN MALFORMED SHOULDER
SINGING A SONG OF THE GREY AND WRACKING SKIES
MAKES MY HEART SWELL TO BURST
all right
JANE
JANE I BOUGHT YOU A DRESS MADE OF TEN THOUSAND PEARLS AS A BRIDAL PRESENT
where on earth would I wear that
YOU COULD WEAR IT ON THE MOON
that seems impractical
how would i even breathe on the moon?
I WOULD BREATHE FOR YOU MY JANE
JANE WHERE HAVE YOU GONE
I AM BEREFT AND WITHOUT MY JANE I SHALL SINK INTO ROGUERY
i am with my cousins
WHICH COUSIN
IS IT THE SEXY ONE
Please don’t try to talk to me again
IT IS YOUR SEXY COUSIN
“ST. JOHN”
WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS ST. JOHN
I’m not going to answer that
I KNEW IT
DID YOU LEAVE BECAUSE OF MY ATTIC WIFE
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT
yes
absolutely
BECAUSE MY HOUSE IN FRANCE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE AN ATTIC
IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT
IT HAS A CELLAR THOUGH SO YOU KNOW
DON’T CROSS ME
HAHA I’M ONLY JOKING
I hope you’re packed for India already
I’m not going to India with you, St. John
That’s not what these TWO TICKETS TO INDIA say
You know I don’t want to marry you
Why don’t you marry Rosamond instead?
Take her with you
Marry her?
MARRY HER?
Don’t be ridiculous, I’m attracted to her
That’s disgusting
You are disgusting, Jane
So you’re really not coming then
I’m really not
I would be an amazing husband
you know that?
I know
I taught you Hindi and everything
That’s basically the same as getting engaged
for missionaries
And I really appreciate that
It will be terribly useful in my career as an English governess
See? That. There.
that is exactly the kind of tone I mean
One round of cholera in the tropics would sear that sarcasm right out of you
guess I really missed out
Guess so

Reminded me of this ancient Hark! a vagrant panel:

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I didn't know he was into black guys.

I hope that isn't real.. that's a nice picture and his brother is a dick if it is.
I was just about to make this joke, you ****. Have fun being like me.
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Old 02-14-2017, 06:17 AM   #11480 (permalink)
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