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Hopefully they'll be able to make time in their busy lives of complaining and blogging to actually keep an eye on their own children.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1806453)

Hopefully they'll be able to make time in their busy lives of complaining and blogging to actually keep an eye on their own children.

Probably not though. I know how these things usually turn out.

Also it's hilarious to see all the gay-bashing on this site. Sometimes I forget how ****ed up and sideways the religious right is. I've gained a much better picture of Christianity over the past few months so it's just weird seeing people like this who claim to be Christian but aren't accepting of basically anything against their status quo.

I always like to pretend like it's (the hive mind of conservative "mommy bloggers") all some kind of very mundane performance art.

[Fred:] What's up with this ****ing 'Ball Tongue' ****? (on original lyric's sheet)
[Jon:] All I needed was a Pepsi... (on orignal lyric's sheet)
[Fred:] You better shut the **** up, punk. (on orignal lyric's sheet)
[Jon:] Whatever nigga... (on orignal lyric's sheet)
[Fred:] Say what, say what?
[Jon:] My dick is bigger than yours...
[Fred:] Say what, say what?
[Jon:] My band is bigger than yours...
[Fred:] Too bad I got your beans in my bag, stuck-up sucka',
Korny mother****a'. Takin' over flows is the Limp pimp,
need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis.
I'm gonna drop a little east side skill, ya best step back 'cuz I'm 'a kill, I'm 'a kill.
So watcha thinking Mr. Raggedy man?
Doin' all you can to look like Raggedy Ann.
[Jon:] I'll Check you out punk, yes I know you feel it.
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson video,
you little ***got ho. Please give me some **** to work with,
'cuz right now I'm all it kid, suck my dick kid, like your daddy did.
[Fred:] Who the **** you think you're talking to??
[Jon:] Me.
[Fred:] I'm known for eatin' little whiny chumps like you.
[Jon:] Whatever.
[Fred:] All up in my face with that...
[Jon:] Are you ready?!?
[Fred:] But halitosis, is all you're rockin' steady. You little fairy, smelling all your flowers. Nappy hairy chest, look it's Austin Powers!
[Jon:] Yeah, baby!
[Fred:] I hear ya tweetin' on them ***-pipes clod, but you said it best, there's No Place To Hide.
[Jon:] What the **** ya' sayin'? You're a pimp whateva', limp dick. Fred Durst needs to rehearse, needs to reverse what he's saying. Wannabe funk joke is what you're playin', rippin' up a bad counterfeit, fakin'! Plus your bills I'm paying, you can't eat that **** every day, Fred. Lay off the bacon.
[Fred:] Say what, say what? You better watch your ****in' mouth, Jon.

[Chorus:]
[Jon:] So you hate me?
[Fred:] and I hate you!
[Jon:] You know what, you know what?
[Both:] It's all in the family.

[Jon:] I hate you!
[Fred:] and you hate me!
[Jon:] You know what, you know what?
[Both:] It's all in the family.

[Jon:] Look at you fool, I'm gonna **** you up twice,
throwin' rhymes at me like, oh ****, Vanilla Ice.
Ya better run, run while ya can, you'll never **** me up, Bisc Limpkit.
At least I got a phat, original band.
[Fred:] Who's hot, who's not?
[Jon:] You.
[Fred:] You best step back, Korn on the cob, you need a new job.
Time to take them mic skills back to the dentist, and buy yourself a new grill.
[Jon:] **** you.
[Fred:] You pumpkin pie, I'll jack-off in your eye.
Climbing shoots and ladders, while your ego shatters.
But you just can't get away.
[Jon:] Get a gay?
[Fred:] 'Cuz it's doomsday kid, it's doomsday.

[Chorus]

[Fred:] You call yourself a singer?
[Jon:] Yep.
[Fred:] You're more like Jerry Springer.
[Jon:] Oh cool!
[Fred:] Your favorite band is winger,
[Jon:] Winger?
[Fred:] and all you eat is Zingers.
You're like a Fruity Pebble, your favorite flag is rebel.
[Jon:] Yeeeeeehaaaaaa!!
[Fred:] It's just too bad that you're a ***, and on a lower level.
[Jon:] So you're from Jacksonville, kickin' it like Buffalo Bill.
Gettin' butt-****ed by your uncle Chuck,
while your sister's on her knees waitin' for your little peanut.
[Fred:] Wait, where'd ya get that little dance?
[Jon:] Over here.
[Fred:] Like them idiots in Waco,
you're burning up in Bako where your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother, it's just too bad your father's mad,
your mother's now your lover.
[Jon:] Come on hillbilly, can your horse do a ****in' wheelie?
You love it down south, and boy, you sure do got a purdy mouth.

[Chorus]

[Jon:[ and I love you!
[Fred:] and I want you!
[Jon:] and I'll suck you!
[Fred:] and I'll **** you!
[Jon:] and I'll butt-**** you!
[Fred:] and I'll eat you!
[Jon:] and I lick your little dick mother****er.
[Fred:] Say what? Say... what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iDlFk1VIrE

:D

"I think you need to think this through Alex" >>>>>>>>>>>

I'll never read monkey's posts the same.. so many new words. Wtf is bifter? wagwam?

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1806763)

I'll never read monkey's posts the same.. so many new words. Wtf is bifter? wagwam?

lol this is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERKKp3HJJe4

Just means what's up. What's going on. Jamaican. Do a Youtube search on talking like a 'roadman' lol.

Never used bifter, think it's a joint.

This a public service announcement regarding the shamefully poor collective understanding of wolf hierarchies-- particularly alpha wolves. (which makes some of the online discourse about ~alpha males~ doubly hilarious, as a lot of it was initially inspired by that very same poor understanding about alpha wolves and that was in part caused by some very early wolf study involving captive wolves rather than wild wolves)

FIRST of all, most pack leaders accomplished their position essentially by mating and creating pups, which then of course become their pack. As such they are simply reproducers and guardians:

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Wolf (Canis lupus) packs have long been used as examples in descriptions of behavioral
relationships among members of social groups. The subject of social dominance and
alpha status has gained considerable prominence (Schenkel 1947; Rabb et al. 1967; Fox
1971b; Zimen 1975, 1982), and the prevailing view of a wolf pack is that of a group of
individuals ever vying for dominance but held in check by the "alpha" pair, the alpha
male and the alpha female (Murie 1944; Mech 1966, 1970; Haber 1977; Peterson 1977).
Most research on the social dynamics of wolf packs, however, has been conducted on
wolves in captivity. These captive packs were usually composed of an assortment of
wolves from various sources placed together and allowed to breed at will (Schenkel
1947; Rabb et al. 1967; Zimen 1975, 1982). This approach apparently reflected the view
that in the wild, "pack formation starts with the beginning of winter" (Schenkel 1947),
implying some sort of annual assembling of independent wolves. (Schenkel did consider
the possibility that the pack was a family, as Murie (1944) had already reported, but only
in a footnote.)
In captive packs, the unacquainted wolves formed dominance hierarchies featuring alpha,
beta, omega animals, etc. With such assemblages, these dominance labels were probably
appropriate, for most species thrown together in captivity would usually so arrange
themselves.
In nature, however, the wolf pack is not such an assemblage. Rather, it is usually a family
(Murie 1944; Young and Goldman 1944; Mech 1970, 1988; Clark 1971; Haber 1977)
including a breeding pair and their offspring of the previous 1-3 years, or sometimes two
or three such families (Murie 1944; Haber 1977; Mech et al. 1998).
Occasionally an unrelated wolf is adopted into a pack (Van Ballenberghe 1983; Lehman
et al. 1992; Mech et al. 1998), or a relative of one of the breeders is included (Mech and
Nelson 1990), or a dead parent is replaced by an outside wolf (Rothman and Mech 1979;
Fritts and Mech 1981) and an offspring of opposite sex from the newcomer may then
replace its parent and breed with the stepparent (Fritts and Mech 1981; Mech and Hertel
1983).

^ From Alpha Status, Dominance, and Division of Labor in Wolf Packs by L. David Mech

This article from the Art of Manliness summarized it nicely, too:

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Instead of forming packs of unrelated individuals, in which alphas compete to rise to the top, researchers discovered that wild wolf packs actually consist of little nuclear wolf families. Wolves are in fact a generally monogamous species, in which males and females pair off and mate for life. Together they form a pack that typically consists of 5-11 members — the mate pair plus their children, who stay with the pack until they’re about a year old, and then go off to secure their own mates and form their own packs.

The mate pair shares in the responsibility of leading their family and tending to their pups. In 21st century human terminology, they “co-parent.” And by virtue of being parents, and leading their “subordinate” children, the mates represent a pair of “alphas.” The alpha male, or papa wolf, sits at the top of the male hierarchy in the family and the alpha female, or mamma wolf, sits atop the female hierarchy in the family.

In other words, male alpha wolves don’t gain their status through aggression and the dominance of other males, but because the other wolves in the pack are his mate and kiddos. He’s the pack patriarch. The Pater Familias. Dear Old Dad.

All of those Reddit children need to keep my beautiful lovely wolves out of their alpha-male discourse!

http://news.xinhuanet.com/tech/2013-...779491_81n.jpg

..if I weren't so insistent on being over-dressed all the time, I would absolutely be one of those people who wear nothing but tie-dyed wolf face t-shirts with socks and birkenstocks.