Mo Mali, Mozambitches.

She Cameroon last night

Nice Djibouti but not her Libya #beefcurtains

I'm so African sick of these puns.

u Madagascar bro?

I can't take any Mauritius.

Well then I'll just get my Cote D'Ivoire and leave.

I'd imagine you'd be wearing a Cape Verde occasion.

I would have, but I was wearing it down the street the other day and this guy with a cowboy hat and a pair of Colt six-shooters turned the corner and began walking toward me. He was kinda weird but I figured he must be going to some off-holiday costume party. I mean, I was wearing a friggin' cape, so how could I judge him? He kept giving me this intense look so I tried avoiding eye contact, but as we were about to pass he tipped his hat, and gave me a, "Howdy, feller?" So I nodded back and mumbled, "How's it going?" I thought this guy was a real freak now, but just then he pulled out his pistols and...

... Egypt me for my cape.

We don't have that kind of thing around here, but we have a lot of robots and you know how Botswana cause a lot of trouble.

You should come visit then. Tons of weird cowboys wandering the streets, robbing people, with Ennio Morrocone playing in the background.