Then the story would be sensationalized as a rise in unipedal on unipedal violence.

And then Donald Trump would hop up and down on one foot at a press conference.

I don't always use punctuation for quick things, but maybe I should start throwing question marks at the end of things I ask people. Obviously they must not be able to tell that it's a question because they never ever ever answer

ever

I feel like there is a joke here somewhere involving the periods your sentences lack and your RL pms.

what's that

None of them punk asses getting shout outs in my Grammy speech

That wasn't a question, right?

I'm just going to leave this here: