Do something with your life. Holy crap, you take this shit entirely too seriously.

Honestly now.

Yep. Just trying to keep things on an even keel.

Do you constantly need drama? It seems like most do these days. Kinda sad.

Can you believe that Words With Friends won't accept "noghole" as a word? What else do you call your mouth when you drink egg nog?

Dipshit works as well. Cuz eventually thats what comin out.

Ohhhhh...

Dipshit is what I do the day after I eat hummus.

derp

Chipass mother ****er

Not sure why but ok... you didn't see anything because you're blind to what you've been coddled to with your upbringing. The sounds you hear are your own pathetic attempts at interpreting what your unweathered and freshman understanding of what your ears are going through at times to make you jealous of what is real music. A sound you'll probably never get to witness until you've become another version of yourself. Sadly, that may never happen. I find you sad and pathetic.

How'd I do!?

You're a crappy villain.