Being a pseudo gangster is lamer than being a D&D nerd.

If the gats don't get you the aircraft carriers will. Don't **** with the Old Dominion.

I'll take my chances.

Considering we have the world's largest naval base I'd actually like our chances against any state in the union if it ever came to a free-for-all.

What are you gonna do, run me over with a ship?

it's not about the size of the naval...

We'll see who's laughing when a fuel-air bomb sucks the air from your lungs and melts the skin from your bones.

You're thinking of Syria.

VA is boss enough that we can vaporize muzzies and left-coasters at the same time.

Not bosser than the geneva convention.