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Old 12-02-2016, 03:00 PM   #10201 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2016, 03:08 PM   #10202 (permalink)
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Your mom loved me though. Squirted her love all over my face and Plankton licked it off.
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After he licked it off, I hear Plankton fed it back to Batlord like a mama bird.
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Luckily I had someone to wash it from my face.
It's like you all jerked off to the same porno at some point. lol It's a shame you'll probably never get to experience the real thing.
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Old 12-02-2016, 03:13 PM   #10203 (permalink)
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It's like you all jerked off to the same porno at some point. lol It's a shame you'll probably never get to experience the real thing.
I've had sex idiot.
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Old 12-02-2016, 03:13 PM   #10204 (permalink)
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You have a kid?
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Old 12-02-2016, 03:14 PM   #10205 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2016, 03:16 PM   #10206 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2016, 03:22 PM   #10207 (permalink)
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It's like you all jerked off to the same porno at some point. lol It's a shame you'll probably never get to experience the real thing.
We probably have to be honest. I'm offended that I get lumped into the same amount of sex category as Ki and Batlord though.
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Old 12-02-2016, 03:24 PM   #10208 (permalink)
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It's like you all jerked off to the same porno at some point. lol It's a shame you'll probably never get to experience the real thing.
So you've licked the girl cum off another man's face before?
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Old 12-02-2016, 03:52 PM   #10209 (permalink)
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No ****, but you shouldn't talk about your ex like that.

That's too ****ing bad.

Wrong porno, dork.

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Old 12-02-2016, 04:02 PM   #10210 (permalink)
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No ****, but you shouldn't talk about your ex like that.

That's too ****ing bad.

Wrong porno, dork.

Respectively.
I didn't mention myself in that post so you just claimed that I'm your ex-GF.
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