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Old 11-24-2009, 10:09 PM   #281 (permalink)
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i took three have a heart traps and trapped me three racoons out of the back yard
i went to the feed store and got 50 pounds of dog food
i went to the cafe where i worked and got two rolls of industrial plastic wrap
i went to his empty house (he was out of town for the month)
i wrapped everything in his house (couch, bed, tables, clothes piled in the corner,..ect.) in layers of dog food and plastic wrap
i filled up buckets of water and placed them all over the house (racoons cant make spit, so they need water to eat)
i just shut the door and walked away



thats how that happened (shouldnt have been runnin around on me)
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Old 11-24-2009, 10:12 PM   #282 (permalink)
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Remind me never to ask you to marry me.
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Old 11-24-2009, 10:15 PM   #283 (permalink)
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no worries barnard,....i'm not sure i'll ever say yes again anyway
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Old 11-24-2009, 11:37 PM   #284 (permalink)
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no worries barnard,....i'm not sure i'll ever say yes again anyway
Good girl!

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Old 11-24-2009, 11:46 PM   #285 (permalink)
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Marriage is for tax purposes. Nothing else.
meh,..it happens
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Old 11-24-2009, 11:53 PM   #286 (permalink)
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so now my friends,..re and her mother,....are talkin about how i was when i was younger,....

we are makein 23 cds to give to cullen (racoon boy) and his business partner chad (who i really like) becausee they are drivin to vegas in the mornin for NFR

and every cd we are writtin quotes or funny things that happened when we were in high school

and now they are raggin on how i was when i was younger,.....which apparently was way more socially awkward that i remember

**** my life, i'm ready to head back twards dallas
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Old 11-24-2009, 11:58 PM   #287 (permalink)
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so now my friends,..re and her mother,....are talkin about how i was when i was younger,....

we are makein 23 cds to give to cullen (racoon boy) and his business partner chad (who i really like) becausee they are drivin to vegas in the mornin for NFR

and every cd we are writtin quotes or funny things that happened when we were in high school

and now they are raggin on how i was when i was younger,.....which apparently was way more socially awkward that i remember

**** my life, i'm ready to head back twards dallas
You're making CDs for the guy you apparently disliked enough to infest his house with a multitude of raccoons?
lol.
You're a wild one.

Instead, make 23 MP3's for Chad and include an iPOD with only one set of headphones.
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Old 11-25-2009, 12:11 AM   #288 (permalink)
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they are sharein the same truck,...it happens


ok,..funny story

so they were just talkin about the time i went to chads house at two in the morning, i may or may not have had a shirt on, or pants,....anyway, i did have a tiara on my head,....and chads dog bit me, and then i had blood runnin down my arm

chad's dad took me in the house and gave me some whiskey and cleaned my hand up, and then started laughin because he realized my tiara was still on my head

the next morning they found a pink sparkly feather boa in the ropein pin


good times good times


as for cullen,....there's no hard feelings and he's ever tried to date me again after the whole coon fiasco
and after i took all of his cows and put them on the court house square
and after the time i stole his duck
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Old 11-25-2009, 01:42 AM   #289 (permalink)
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they are sharein the same truck,...it happens


ok,..funny story

so they were just talkin about the time i went to chads house at two in the morning, i may or may not have had a shirt on, or pants,....anyway, i did have a tiara on my head,....and chads dog bit me, and then i had blood runnin down my arm

chad's dad took me in the house and gave me some whiskey and cleaned my hand up, and then started laughin because he realized my tiara was still on my head

the next morning they found a pink sparkly feather boa in the ropein pin


good times good times


as for cullen,....there's no hard feelings and he's ever tried to date me again after the whole coon fiasco
and after i took all of his cows and put them on the court house square
and after the time i stole his duck

What did you do with the duck?
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Old 11-25-2009, 01:51 AM   #290 (permalink)
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Eating a leftover burrito in the nude. **** yes.
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