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Old 06-06-2009, 02:24 PM   #31 (permalink)
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The Bible.
Yeah, it's overlong, bloated, preachy, lacks coherent narration, lacks character depth, is full of gaping plot holes and the main protagonist doesn't even appear until the second half.

It does have a few badass action scenes here and there though, David & Goliath, Samson, Armageddon.
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Old 06-06-2009, 04:56 PM   #32 (permalink)
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"closing time" joseph heller, the sequel to one of my favourite books-catch 22.
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Old 06-08-2009, 03:56 PM   #33 (permalink)
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without question, the absolute worst book i ever read was :

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Old 06-08-2009, 04:01 PM   #34 (permalink)
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"closing time" joseph heller, the sequel to one of my favourite books-catch 22.
Haha...I forgot about Catch 22. Can't say it's a bad book, I just didn't dig the supposed humour and got tired of waiting for something to actually happen...(after about 30 pages).
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Old 06-08-2009, 04:08 PM   #35 (permalink)
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My ****ing god that sucked. It was about puberty and **** and absolutley nothing happened until the end when a dude and a girl had eye contact for a couple seconds. ,dsgmnk,bdhgl.jdfhlkg.sdjf that book sucked
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Old 06-08-2009, 04:39 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Jane Eyre...worst book ever written.

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Oh and to answer the question: Twilight.
you read it? jesus christ
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Old 06-08-2009, 07:50 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Macbeth... if that counts as a book.

But best book ever: Alex Roy's The Driver
If you like cars that is... but if you do it's the best.
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Old 06-09-2009, 12:02 AM   #38 (permalink)
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"closing time" joseph heller, the sequel to one of my favourite books-catch 22.
in all fairness he wrote it when he was 70. it was a verifiable piece of shit though.
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Old 06-09-2009, 01:13 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Atlas Shrugged is the worst book ever.
Rand is such a joke as a writer.

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Agreed.

Why all the Steinbeck hate? Of Mice And Men is great.
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Old 06-10-2009, 01:11 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Kiss and Tell.

Most self-indulgent piece of bull**** ever.
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