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right-track 06-01-2009 05:18 PM

Arseholes
 
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The Unfan 06-01-2009 05:23 PM

The book An Essay on the Principle of Population was first published anonymously in 1798 through J. Johnson (London). [1] The author was soon identified as The Reverend Thomas Robert Malthus. While it was not the first book on population, it has been acknowledged as the most influential work of its era. Its 6th Edition was independently cited as a key influence by both Charles Darwin and Alfred Russel Wallace in developing the theory of natural selection.

A key portion of the book was dedicated to what is now known as Malthus' Iron Law of Population. This theory suggested that growing population rates would contribute to a rising supply of labour that would inevitably lower wages. In essence, Malthus feared that continued population growth would lend itself to poverty.

One immediate impact of Malthus's book was that it fueled the debate about the size of the population in Britain and led to (or at least greatly accelerated) the passing of the Census Act 1800. This Act enabled the holding of a national census in England, Wales and Scotland, starting in 1801 and continuing every ten years to the present.

In 1803, Malthus published a major revision to his first edition, as the same title second edition; his final version, the 6th edition, was published in 1826.[1] However, in 1830, Malthus published a condensed version as A Summary View on the Principle of Population, which also included remarks about criticisms of the main book, 32 years since the first edition.

right-track 06-01-2009 05:29 PM

All we need now is for Darkest Hour, Patton and CAPTAIN CAVEMAN to post and this thread is a success.

The Unfan 06-01-2009 05:32 PM

I think I know how to make that happen but it'll cost 20 quid.

Darkest Hour 06-01-2009 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 670539)
All we need now is for Darkest Hour, Patton and CAPTAIN CAVEMAN to post and this thread is a success.

somehow i found this thread.

Antonio 06-01-2009 10:03 PM

ok i'm confused

Scarlett O'Hara 06-01-2009 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 670525)
.

^_^

Darkest Hour 06-01-2009 10:07 PM

what is the point of this thread?

sweet_nothing 06-01-2009 10:34 PM

To prove the English can't speak proper English, assholes.

Freebase Dali 06-01-2009 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkest Hour (Post 670816)
what is the point of this thread?

You know how insects are attracted to bug zappers?


It's like that.

muzikobsessed09 06-03-2009 11:19 AM

******* (or arsehole in British English) is slang for the anus and is often used as an insult. It is formed from arse, which according to the Oxford English Dictionary has been used since the 11th century to refer to the rump of an animal and since the 14th century to refer to a person's buttocks. The combined form arsehole is first attested from 1500 in its literal use to refer to the anus. The metaphorical use of the word to refer to the worst place in a region (e.g., "the arsehole of the world") is first attested in print in 1865; the use to refer to a contemptible person is first attested in 1933.[1] Its first appearance as an insult term in a newspaper indexed by Google News is in 1965.[2] But as with other vulgarities, these uses of the word may have been common in oral speech for some time before their first print appearances. By the 1970s, Hustler magazine featured people they didn't like as "******* of the month."[3]

Semantics

The word is mainly used as a profanity towards someone the speaker does not like or whose behavior is hurtful, self-centered, or particularly abrasive. Usually, the term is directed at a male (in female anatomy, the focus is deflected to the nearby genitals; see ****). It may also sometimes be used to describe people who are viewed as stupid or useless or even meaningless, similar to wanker.

This word or its literal translation is found in colloquial speech in a number of cultures (in both English and other languages). This is because it describes an organ of elimination that is considered a taboo region (since it belongs to the intimate parts) of the body in many societies.

The English word ass (meaning donkey, a cognate of its zoological name Equus asinus) may also be used as a term of contempt, referring to a silly or stupid person. In North America, the words arse and ass have become synonymous; however, in the rest of the English-speaking world, ass still only refers to the donkey, rather than the arse (buttocks). It is worth noting that speakers of some varieties of English “drop their Rs” before consonants, leading to a pronunciation of arse that is quite similar to ass.

Until the early 1990s, the word was considered one of a number of words that could not be uttered on commercial television in the United States. Comedian Andrew Dice Clay caused a major shock when he uttered the word during a televised awards show in the 1980s. However, there were PG-13 and R rated films in the 1980s that featured use of the word, such as "The Terminator" (1984) and the PG-13 "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" (1989) and "Back to the Future Part II" (1989). By 1994, however, the word was considered less vulgar and was featured in dialog on the long-running television series NYPD Blue, though it has yet to become anything close to commonplace on network TV. It is important to note that while the word arse has found a place on broadcast television, arsehole is not used, probably due to its more vulgar connotation. In some broadcast edits (such as the syndication airings of South Park), the word is partially bleeped out—ironically, as "arseh---", with the profane half of the word intact.

Political usage

In 2000, during a Labor Day event, then candidate George W. Bush made an off-hand remark to his running mate, **** Cheney, that New York Times reporter Adam Clymer was a "major league *******." The gaffe was caught on mic and led to a political ad chiding Bush for "using expletives... in front of a crowd of families," produced for Democratic opponent Al Gore. [4]

In February 2004, American media reported that during a rally of supporters, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called Bush "an *******" for believing his aides in supporting a coup against Chavez in 2002. [5]. The following year, in September, Nightline host Ted Koppel said to Chavez on national television, "I'm going to perhaps shock you a little, but these are your words. You called President Bush an *******," to which Chavez replied, "I've said various things about him. I don't know if I actually used that word."[6]

Songs using the word *******

In 1972, Jonathan Richman's Modern Lovers recorded his song "Pablo Picasso," which includes the immortal line "Pablo Picasso was never called an *******." The song was not released until 1976, after the break-up of the original Modern Lovers. In 1976, Chinga Chavin released the single "******* from El Paso" from his album Country Porn. Chavin's song was a parody of Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee." In 1993, actor Denis Leary enjoyed some success with a comedic song called "*******", which opened his stage play No Cure for Cancer and was featured in a music video. It topped the Triple J Hottest 100, 1993 in Australia and subsequently reached #2 on the charts in that country in 1994. Alternative rock artist Beck has written and recorded a song called "*******", one of his most acclaimed compositions. The British ska-punk band Snuff also have a song named "Arsehole", while Canadian comedy troupe Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie have had a song called "The ******* Song" in their repertoire since the late 1980s. In 2004, the song "*******" by the band Jim's Big Ego was used as the soundtrack to a popular Internet filmstrip about the Bush administration. Gene Simmons of rock band Kiss released his solo album under the name ******* which also featured a song of the same name. August Campbell & The Spur Of The Moment Band wrote "The ******* Song", sung about a person who purportedly cut him off while driving his car, prominently features the word as well (i.e. "Were you born an *******, or did you work at it your whole life?"). [7]

Similar compounds with ass

Asshat is a slightly trendier and less severe variation of *******, graphically describing someone who has his “head up his own ass” (i.e., not knowing what’s going on): one is wearing one’s ass for a hat. A more modern usage of asshat describes a person doing something stupid, and can apply to anyone: “The boss is up to asshattery because he broke the computer even though he knew he was doing the wrong thing.” This meaning was popularized by Something Awful character Jeff K. The word is popular in many online communities, serving as a more palatable version of its antecedent. According to Google’s Usenet statistics, the word only saw a token appearance every day or two starting in July 1999, but following a slow rise in 2002, it entered popular usage in May 2003. As it continued to grow in popularity, asshat began to be used by online gamers, in first person shooter and massively multiplayer role playing games. It was a commonplace word on servers where vulgar language was not allowed.

The insult assclown is used in a similar fashion, although it is not as common. Assclown has become well known among fans of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) due to wrestler Chris Jericho using it during his promos, especially his “Highlight Reel”. The term was also used in the film Office Space to describe singer-songwriter Michael Bolton. “Assclown” is also used by radio personality Todd Schnitt.

Asstard is another rarer variant upon the ass- theme. It is possibly a portmanteau of ******* and retard and has almost the same meaning as *******, but with a greater implied connotation of stupidity.[citation needed] An identically spelled version of the same word is a contraction of ******* and bastard, with a commensurately more abusive meaning.

Asspit is a descriptive noun following this construction, used to describe places that are run-down or dirty, as in: “This house is an asspit.” It has a generally pejorative connotation.

See also
* Arse
* Cornhole
* The No ******* Rule

Notes
1. ^ Lighter, J.: Historical Dictionary of American Slang, Random House, 1994.
2. ^ [1] Lerner, Michael, "A refreshing radicalism." The Harvard Crimson, May 28, 1965. Google Search done August 6, 2008.
3. ^ "Out like Flynt." Time (magazine), April 9, 1979. Retrieved August 6, 2008.
4. ^ "A "major league *******"". 09-04-2000.
5. ^ "Chavez Calls Bush '*******' as Foes Fight Troops". Washington Post.
6. ^ "Transcript: Hugo Chavez Interview". Nightline. 09-16-2005.
7. ^ August Campbell & The Spur Of The Moment Band

TheBig3 06-03-2009 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkest Hour (Post 670809)
somehow i found this thread.

stop googling yourself

Antonio 06-03-2009 01:12 PM

PSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT


burn!

crash_override 06-03-2009 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog (Post 672073)
stop googling yourself

Ouch.

MURDER JUNKIE 06-03-2009 03:29 PM

I thought it was for us Arsenal fans :(

Bane of your existence 06-03-2009 03:41 PM

inb4 thread gets locke...
oh.

Scarlett O'Hara 06-03-2009 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by muzikobsessed09 (Post 672014)
******* (or arsehole in British English) is slang for the anus and is often used as an insult. It is formed from arse, which according to the Oxford English Dictionary has been used since the 11th century to refer to the rump of an animal and since the 14th century to refer to a person's buttocks. The combined form arsehole is first attested from 1500 in its literal use to refer to the anus. The metaphorical use of the word to refer to the worst place in a region (e.g., "the arsehole of the world") is first attested in print in 1865; the use to refer to a contemptible person is first attested in 1933.[1] Its first appearance as an insult term in a newspaper indexed by Google News is in 1965.[2] But as with other vulgarities, these uses of the word may have been common in oral speech for some time before their first print appearances. By the 1970s, Hustler magazine featured people they didn't like as "******* of the month."[3]

Semantics

The word is mainly used as a profanity towards someone the speaker does not like or whose behavior is hurtful, self-centered, or particularly abrasive. Usually, the term is directed at a male (in female anatomy, the focus is deflected to the nearby genitals; see ****). It may also sometimes be used to describe people who are viewed as stupid or useless or even meaningless, similar to wanker.

This word or its literal translation is found in colloquial speech in a number of cultures (in both English and other languages). This is because it describes an organ of elimination that is considered a taboo region (since it belongs to the intimate parts) of the body in many societies.

The English word ass (meaning donkey, a cognate of its zoological name Equus asinus) may also be used as a term of contempt, referring to a silly or stupid person. In North America, the words arse and ass have become synonymous; however, in the rest of the English-speaking world, ass still only refers to the donkey, rather than the arse (buttocks). It is worth noting that speakers of some varieties of English “drop their Rs” before consonants, leading to a pronunciation of arse that is quite similar to ass.

Until the early 1990s, the word was considered one of a number of words that could not be uttered on commercial television in the United States. Comedian Andrew Dice Clay caused a major shock when he uttered the word during a televised awards show in the 1980s. However, there were PG-13 and R rated films in the 1980s that featured use of the word, such as "The Terminator" (1984) and the PG-13 "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" (1989) and "Back to the Future Part II" (1989). By 1994, however, the word was considered less vulgar and was featured in dialog on the long-running television series NYPD Blue, though it has yet to become anything close to commonplace on network TV. It is important to note that while the word arse has found a place on broadcast television, arsehole is not used, probably due to its more vulgar connotation. In some broadcast edits (such as the syndication airings of South Park), the word is partially bleeped out—ironically, as "arseh---", with the profane half of the word intact.

Political usage

In 2000, during a Labor Day event, then candidate George W. Bush made an off-hand remark to his running mate, **** Cheney, that New York Times reporter Adam Clymer was a "major league *******." The gaffe was caught on mic and led to a political ad chiding Bush for "using expletives... in front of a crowd of families," produced for Democratic opponent Al Gore. [4]

In February 2004, American media reported that during a rally of supporters, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called Bush "an *******" for believing his aides in supporting a coup against Chavez in 2002. [5]. The following year, in September, Nightline host Ted Koppel said to Chavez on national television, "I'm going to perhaps shock you a little, but these are your words. You called President Bush an *******," to which Chavez replied, "I've said various things about him. I don't know if I actually used that word."[6]

Songs using the word *******

In 1972, Jonathan Richman's Modern Lovers recorded his song "Pablo Picasso," which includes the immortal line "Pablo Picasso was never called an *******." The song was not released until 1976, after the break-up of the original Modern Lovers. In 1976, Chinga Chavin released the single "******* from El Paso" from his album Country Porn. Chavin's song was a parody of Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee." In 1993, actor Denis Leary enjoyed some success with a comedic song called "*******", which opened his stage play No Cure for Cancer and was featured in a music video. It topped the Triple J Hottest 100, 1993 in Australia and subsequently reached #2 on the charts in that country in 1994. Alternative rock artist Beck has written and recorded a song called "*******", one of his most acclaimed compositions. The British ska-punk band Snuff also have a song named "Arsehole", while Canadian comedy troupe Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie have had a song called "The ******* Song" in their repertoire since the late 1980s. In 2004, the song "*******" by the band Jim's Big Ego was used as the soundtrack to a popular Internet filmstrip about the Bush administration. Gene Simmons of rock band Kiss released his solo album under the name ******* which also featured a song of the same name. August Campbell & The Spur Of The Moment Band wrote "The ******* Song", sung about a person who purportedly cut him off while driving his car, prominently features the word as well (i.e. "Were you born an *******, or did you work at it your whole life?"). [7]

Similar compounds with ass

Asshat is a slightly trendier and less severe variation of *******, graphically describing someone who has his “head up his own ass” (i.e., not knowing what’s going on): one is wearing one’s ass for a hat. A more modern usage of asshat describes a person doing something stupid, and can apply to anyone: “The boss is up to asshattery because he broke the computer even though he knew he was doing the wrong thing.” This meaning was popularized by Something Awful character Jeff K. The word is popular in many online communities, serving as a more palatable version of its antecedent. According to Google’s Usenet statistics, the word only saw a token appearance every day or two starting in July 1999, but following a slow rise in 2002, it entered popular usage in May 2003. As it continued to grow in popularity, asshat began to be used by online gamers, in first person shooter and massively multiplayer role playing games. It was a commonplace word on servers where vulgar language was not allowed.

The insult assclown is used in a similar fashion, although it is not as common. Assclown has become well known among fans of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) due to wrestler Chris Jericho using it during his promos, especially his “Highlight Reel”. The term was also used in the film Office Space to describe singer-songwriter Michael Bolton. “Assclown” is also used by radio personality Todd Schnitt.

Asstard is another rarer variant upon the ass- theme. It is possibly a portmanteau of ******* and retard and has almost the same meaning as *******, but with a greater implied connotation of stupidity.[citation needed] An identically spelled version of the same word is a contraction of ******* and bastard, with a commensurately more abusive meaning.

Asspit is a descriptive noun following this construction, used to describe places that are run-down or dirty, as in: “This house is an asspit.” It has a generally pejorative connotation.

See also
* Arse
* Cornhole
* The No ******* Rule

Notes
1. ^ Lighter, J.: Historical Dictionary of American Slang, Random House, 1994.
2. ^ [1] Lerner, Michael, "A refreshing radicalism." The Harvard Crimson, May 28, 1965. Google Search done August 6, 2008.
3. ^ "Out like Flynt." Time (magazine), April 9, 1979. Retrieved August 6, 2008.
4. ^ "A "major league *******"". 09-04-2000.
5. ^ "Chavez Calls Bush '*******' as Foes Fight Troops". Washington Post.
6. ^ "Transcript: Hugo Chavez Interview". Nightline. 09-16-2005.
7. ^ August Campbell & The Spur Of The Moment Band

Do you have any thoughts of your own or do you just like copying and pasting information without providing to us where you got it from?

Mirrorball95 06-03-2009 05:24 PM

What is this thread for?? Do you have to be an arsehole to post on this? :laughing:.

MURDER JUNKIE 06-03-2009 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayfarer (Post 672191)
lmao

I'm not really into soccer/football, but I always considered myself a fan of Arsenal, if only due to the "arse" not just in the team's name, but their manager's name. What are the chances?

My group of friends are pretty football mad and my friend's dad has only ever referred to me as "the Arsehole", I'm 99% certain it's because I'm the only Arsenal fan

jackhammer 06-03-2009 05:33 PM

I have never wanted to use this overused internet teminology/pic fad but now I just have to.

http://www.poormojo.org/pmjadaily/ar...k-Facepalm.gif

Comus 06-03-2009 05:36 PM

toasting in epic bread

Mirrorball95 06-03-2009 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 672291)
I have never wanted to use this overused internet teminology/pic fad but now I just have to.

http://www.poormojo.org/pmjadaily/ar...k-Facepalm.gif

I am truly honoured. I didnt expect a straight answer :laughing:

Farfisa 06-03-2009 06:28 PM

It's actually spelled "Asshole" you know

Mirrorball95 06-03-2009 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 672321)
It's actually spelled "Asshole" you know

Where you live perhaps, but in Britain its officially 'arsehole'.

jackhammer 06-03-2009 06:34 PM

Not in a thread started by an Englishman pertaining to arseholes. How can we spell it wrong?

Bane of your existence 06-03-2009 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mirrorball95 (Post 672326)
Where you live perhaps, but in Britain its officially 'arsehole'.

Wow, I don't think America even has an official spelling on the books. That's dope though.

dac 06-03-2009 06:38 PM

Thom Yorke is a cool guy

http://www.myninjaplease.com/music/w...thom-yorke.jpg

Comus 06-03-2009 07:11 PM

I think Thom Yorke is a pretty cool guy. eh maeks shitty indie and doesn't afraid of anything...

khfreek 06-03-2009 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 672291)
I have never wanted to use this overused internet teminology/pic fad but now I just have to.

http://www.poormojo.org/pmjadaily/ar...k-Facepalm.gif

If you've never wanted to use it, why use it in such a weak thread? Each of WendyCal or coryallen's posts alone failed more than this :usehead:

dac 06-03-2009 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comus (Post 672394)
I think Thom Yorke is a pretty cool guy. eh maeks shitty indie and doesn't afraid of anything...

I was hoping someone would catch on :laughing:

muzikobsessed09 06-04-2009 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 672208)
Do you have any thoughts of your own or do you just like copying and pasting information without providing to us where you got it from?

oops. I got it from wikipedia. does that make it more convincing?
:thumb:

Scarlett O'Hara 06-04-2009 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by muzikobsessed09 (Post 672876)
oops. I got it from wikipedia. does that make it more convincing?
:thumb:

You better talk to CoreyAllen2 about his bans due to plagerism haha!


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