Arseholes

muzikobsessed09 · 06-03-2009, 12:19 PM

******* (or arsehole in British English) is slang for the anus and is often used as an insult. It is formed from arse, which according to the Oxford English Dictionary has been used since the 11th century to refer to the rump of an animal and since the 14th century to refer to a person's buttocks. The combined form arsehole is first attested from 1500 in its literal use to refer to the anus. The metaphorical use of the word to refer to the worst place in a region (e.g., "the arsehole of the world") is first attested in print in 1865; the use to refer to a contemptible person is first attested in 1933.[1] Its first appearance as an insult term in a newspaper indexed by Google News is in 1965.[2] But as with other vulgarities, these uses of the word may have been common in oral speech for some time before their first print appearances. By the 1970s, Hustler magazine featured people they didn't like as "******* of the month."[3]

Semantics

The word is mainly used as a profanity towards someone the speaker does not like or whose behavior is hurtful, self-centered, or particularly abrasive. Usually, the term is directed at a male (in female anatomy, the focus is deflected to the nearby genitals; see ****). It may also sometimes be used to describe people who are viewed as stupid or useless or even meaningless, similar to wanker.

This word or its literal translation is found in colloquial speech in a number of cultures (in both English and other languages). This is because it describes an organ of elimination that is considered a taboo region (since it belongs to the intimate parts) of the body in many societies.

The English word ass (meaning donkey, a cognate of its zoological name Equus asinus) may also be used as a term of contempt, referring to a silly or stupid person. In North America, the words arse and ass have become synonymous; however, in the rest of the English-speaking world, ass still only refers to the donkey, rather than the arse (buttocks). It is worth noting that speakers of some varieties of English “drop their Rs” before consonants, leading to a pronunciation of arse that is quite similar to ass.

Until the early 1990s, the word was considered one of a number of words that could not be uttered on commercial television in the United States. Comedian Andrew Dice Clay caused a major shock when he uttered the word during a televised awards show in the 1980s. However, there were PG-13 and R rated films in the 1980s that featured use of the word, such as "The Terminator" (1984) and the PG-13 "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" (1989) and "Back to the Future Part II" (1989). By 1994, however, the word was considered less vulgar and was featured in dialog on the long-running television series NYPD Blue, though it has yet to become anything close to commonplace on network TV. It is important to note that while the word arse has found a place on broadcast television, arsehole is not used, probably due to its more vulgar connotation. In some broadcast edits (such as the syndication airings of South Park), the word is partially bleeped out—ironically, as "arseh---", with the profane half of the word intact.

Political usage

In 2000, during a Labor Day event, then candidate George W. Bush made an off-hand remark to his running mate, **** Cheney, that New York Times reporter Adam Clymer was a "major league *******." The gaffe was caught on mic and led to a political ad chiding Bush for "using expletives... in front of a crowd of families," produced for Democratic opponent Al Gore. [4]

In February 2004, American media reported that during a rally of supporters, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called Bush "an *******" for believing his aides in supporting a coup against Chavez in 2002. [5]. The following year, in September, Nightline host Ted Koppel said to Chavez on national television, "I'm going to perhaps shock you a little, but these are your words. You called President Bush an *******," to which Chavez replied, "I've said various things about him. I don't know if I actually used that word."[6]

Songs using the word *******

In 1972, Jonathan Richman's Modern Lovers recorded his song "Pablo Picasso," which includes the immortal line "Pablo Picasso was never called an *******." The song was not released until 1976, after the break-up of the original Modern Lovers. In 1976, Chinga Chavin released the single "******* from El Paso" from his album Country Porn. Chavin's song was a parody of Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee." In 1993, actor Denis Leary enjoyed some success with a comedic song called "*******", which opened his stage play No Cure for Cancer and was featured in a music video. It topped the Triple J Hottest 100, 1993 in Australia and subsequently reached #2 on the charts in that country in 1994. Alternative rock artist Beck has written and recorded a song called "*******", one of his most acclaimed compositions. The British ska-punk band Snuff also have a song named "Arsehole", while Canadian comedy troupe Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie have had a song called "The ******* Song" in their repertoire since the late 1980s. In 2004, the song "*******" by the band Jim's Big Ego was used as the soundtrack to a popular Internet filmstrip about the Bush administration. Gene Simmons of rock band Kiss released his solo album under the name ******* which also featured a song of the same name. August Campbell & The Spur Of The Moment Band wrote "The ******* Song", sung about a person who purportedly cut him off while driving his car, prominently features the word as well (i.e. "Were you born an *******, or did you work at it your whole life?"). [7]

Similar compounds with ass

Asshat is a slightly trendier and less severe variation of *******, graphically describing someone who has his “head up his own ass” (i.e., not knowing what’s going on): one is wearing one’s ass for a hat. A more modern usage of asshat describes a person doing something stupid, and can apply to anyone: “The boss is up to asshattery because he broke the computer even though he knew he was doing the wrong thing.” This meaning was popularized by Something Awful character Jeff K. The word is popular in many online communities, serving as a more palatable version of its antecedent. According to Google’s Usenet statistics, the word only saw a token appearance every day or two starting in July 1999, but following a slow rise in 2002, it entered popular usage in May 2003. As it continued to grow in popularity, asshat began to be used by online gamers, in first person shooter and massively multiplayer role playing games. It was a commonplace word on servers where vulgar language was not allowed.

The insult assclown is used in a similar fashion, although it is not as common. Assclown has become well known among fans of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) due to wrestler Chris Jericho using it during his promos, especially his “Highlight Reel”. The term was also used in the film Office Space to describe singer-songwriter Michael Bolton. “Assclown” is also used by radio personality Todd Schnitt.

Asstard is another rarer variant upon the ass- theme. It is possibly a portmanteau of ******* and retard and has almost the same meaning as *******, but with a greater implied connotation of stupidity.[citation needed] An identically spelled version of the same word is a contraction of ******* and bastard, with a commensurately more abusive meaning.

Asspit is a descriptive noun following this construction, used to describe places that are run-down or dirty, as in: “This house is an asspit.” It has a generally pejorative connotation.

See also
* Arse
* Cornhole
* The No ******* Rule

Notes
1. ^ Lighter, J.: Historical Dictionary of American Slang, Random House, 1994.
2. ^ [1] Lerner, Michael, "A refreshing radicalism." The Harvard Crimson, May 28, 1965. Google Search done August 6, 2008.
3. ^ "Out like Flynt." Time (magazine), April 9, 1979. Retrieved August 6, 2008.
4. ^ "A "major league *******"". 09-04-2000.
5. ^ "Chavez Calls Bush '*******' as Foes Fight Troops". Washington Post.
6. ^ "Transcript: Hugo Chavez Interview". Nightline. 09-16-2005.
7. ^ August Campbell & The Spur Of The Moment Band

TheBig3 · 06-03-2009, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkest Hour

somehow i found this thread.

stop googling yourself

Antonio · 06-03-2009, 02:12 PM

PSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT

burn!

crash_override · 06-03-2009, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

stop googling yourself

Ouch.

MURDER JUNKIE · 06-03-2009, 04:29 PM

I thought it was for us Arsenal fans

Bane of your existence · 06-03-2009, 04:41 PM

inb4 thread gets locke...
oh.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 06-03-2009, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by muzikobsessed09

******* (or arsehole in British English) is slang for the anus and is often used as an insult. It is formed from arse, which according to the Oxford English Dictionary has been used since the 11th century to refer to the rump of an animal and since the 14th century to refer to a person's buttocks. The combined form arsehole is first attested from 1500 in its literal use to refer to the anus. The metaphorical use of the word to refer to the worst place in a region (e.g., "the arsehole of the world") is first attested in print in 1865; the use to refer to a contemptible person is first attested in 1933.[1] Its first appearance as an insult term in a newspaper indexed by Google News is in 1965.[2] But as with other vulgarities, these uses of the word may have been common in oral speech for some time before their first print appearances. By the 1970s, Hustler magazine featured people they didn't like as "******* of the month."[3]

Semantics

The word is mainly used as a profanity towards someone the speaker does not like or whose behavior is hurtful, self-centered, or particularly abrasive. Usually, the term is directed at a male (in female anatomy, the focus is deflected to the nearby genitals; see ****). It may also sometimes be used to describe people who are viewed as stupid or useless or even meaningless, similar to wanker.

This word or its literal translation is found in colloquial speech in a number of cultures (in both English and other languages). This is because it describes an organ of elimination that is considered a taboo region (since it belongs to the intimate parts) of the body in many societies.

The English word ass (meaning donkey, a cognate of its zoological name Equus asinus) may also be used as a term of contempt, referring to a silly or stupid person. In North America, the words arse and ass have become synonymous; however, in the rest of the English-speaking world, ass still only refers to the donkey, rather than the arse (buttocks). It is worth noting that speakers of some varieties of English “drop their Rs” before consonants, leading to a pronunciation of arse that is quite similar to ass.

Until the early 1990s, the word was considered one of a number of words that could not be uttered on commercial television in the United States. Comedian Andrew Dice Clay caused a major shock when he uttered the word during a televised awards show in the 1980s. However, there were PG-13 and R rated films in the 1980s that featured use of the word, such as "The Terminator" (1984) and the PG-13 "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" (1989) and "Back to the Future Part II" (1989). By 1994, however, the word was considered less vulgar and was featured in dialog on the long-running television series NYPD Blue, though it has yet to become anything close to commonplace on network TV. It is important to note that while the word arse has found a place on broadcast television, arsehole is not used, probably due to its more vulgar connotation. In some broadcast edits (such as the syndication airings of South Park), the word is partially bleeped out—ironically, as "arseh---", with the profane half of the word intact.

Political usage

In 2000, during a Labor Day event, then candidate George W. Bush made an off-hand remark to his running mate, **** Cheney, that New York Times reporter Adam Clymer was a "major league *******." The gaffe was caught on mic and led to a political ad chiding Bush for "using expletives... in front of a crowd of families," produced for Democratic opponent Al Gore. [4]

In February 2004, American media reported that during a rally of supporters, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called Bush "an *******" for believing his aides in supporting a coup against Chavez in 2002. [5]. The following year, in September, Nightline host Ted Koppel said to Chavez on national television, "I'm going to perhaps shock you a little, but these are your words. You called President Bush an *******," to which Chavez replied, "I've said various things about him. I don't know if I actually used that word."[6]

Songs using the word *******

In 1972, Jonathan Richman's Modern Lovers recorded his song "Pablo Picasso," which includes the immortal line "Pablo Picasso was never called an *******." The song was not released until 1976, after the break-up of the original Modern Lovers. In 1976, Chinga Chavin released the single "******* from El Paso" from his album Country Porn. Chavin's song was a parody of Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee." In 1993, actor Denis Leary enjoyed some success with a comedic song called "*******", which opened his stage play No Cure for Cancer and was featured in a music video. It topped the Triple J Hottest 100, 1993 in Australia and subsequently reached #2 on the charts in that country in 1994. Alternative rock artist Beck has written and recorded a song called "*******", one of his most acclaimed compositions. The British ska-punk band Snuff also have a song named "Arsehole", while Canadian comedy troupe Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie have had a song called "The ******* Song" in their repertoire since the late 1980s. In 2004, the song "*******" by the band Jim's Big Ego was used as the soundtrack to a popular Internet filmstrip about the Bush administration. Gene Simmons of rock band Kiss released his solo album under the name ******* which also featured a song of the same name. August Campbell & The Spur Of The Moment Band wrote "The ******* Song", sung about a person who purportedly cut him off while driving his car, prominently features the word as well (i.e. "Were you born an *******, or did you work at it your whole life?"). [7]

Similar compounds with ass

Asshat is a slightly trendier and less severe variation of *******, graphically describing someone who has his “head up his own ass” (i.e., not knowing what’s going on): one is wearing one’s ass for a hat. A more modern usage of asshat describes a person doing something stupid, and can apply to anyone: “The boss is up to asshattery because he broke the computer even though he knew he was doing the wrong thing.” This meaning was popularized by Something Awful character Jeff K. The word is popular in many online communities, serving as a more palatable version of its antecedent. According to Google’s Usenet statistics, the word only saw a token appearance every day or two starting in July 1999, but following a slow rise in 2002, it entered popular usage in May 2003. As it continued to grow in popularity, asshat began to be used by online gamers, in first person shooter and massively multiplayer role playing games. It was a commonplace word on servers where vulgar language was not allowed.

The insult assclown is used in a similar fashion, although it is not as common. Assclown has become well known among fans of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) due to wrestler Chris Jericho using it during his promos, especially his “Highlight Reel”. The term was also used in the film Office Space to describe singer-songwriter Michael Bolton. “Assclown” is also used by radio personality Todd Schnitt.

Asstard is another rarer variant upon the ass- theme. It is possibly a portmanteau of ******* and retard and has almost the same meaning as *******, but with a greater implied connotation of stupidity.[citation needed] An identically spelled version of the same word is a contraction of ******* and bastard, with a commensurately more abusive meaning.

Asspit is a descriptive noun following this construction, used to describe places that are run-down or dirty, as in: “This house is an asspit.” It has a generally pejorative connotation.

See also
* Arse
* Cornhole
* The No ******* Rule

Notes
1. ^ Lighter, J.: Historical Dictionary of American Slang, Random House, 1994.
2. ^ [1] Lerner, Michael, "A refreshing radicalism." The Harvard Crimson, May 28, 1965. Google Search done August 6, 2008.
3. ^ "Out like Flynt." Time (magazine), April 9, 1979. Retrieved August 6, 2008.
4. ^ "A "major league *******"". 09-04-2000.
5. ^ "Chavez Calls Bush '*******' as Foes Fight Troops". Washington Post.
6. ^ "Transcript: Hugo Chavez Interview". Nightline. 09-16-2005.
7. ^ August Campbell & The Spur Of The Moment Band

Do you have any thoughts of your own or do you just like copying and pasting information without providing to us where you got it from?

Mirrorball95 · 06-03-2009, 06:24 PM

What is this thread for?? Do you have to be an arsehole to post on this?

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MURDER JUNKIE · 06-03-2009, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayfarer

lmao

I'm not really into soccer/football, but I always considered myself a fan of Arsenal, if only due to the "arse" not just in the team's name, but their manager's name. What are the chances?

My group of friends are pretty football mad and my friend's dad has only ever referred to me as "the Arsehole", I'm 99% certain it's because I'm the only Arsenal fan

jackhammer · 06-03-2009, 06:33 PM

I have never wanted to use this overused internet teminology/pic fad but now I just have to.

06-03-2009, 12:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
muzikobsessed09 Groupie Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 5	***** (or arsehole in British English) is slang for the anus and is often used as an insult. It is formed from arse, which according to the Oxford English Dictionary has been used since the 11th century to refer to the rump of an animal and since the 14th century to refer to a person's buttocks. The combined form arsehole is first attested from 1500 in its literal use to refer to the anus. The metaphorical use of the word to refer to the worst place in a region (e.g., "the arsehole of the world") is first attested in print in 1865; the use to refer to a contemptible person is first attested in 1933.[1] Its first appearance as an insult term in a newspaper indexed by Google News is in 1965.[2] But as with other vulgarities, these uses of the word may have been common in oral speech for some time before their first print appearances. By the 1970s, Hustler magazine featured people they didn't like as "*** of the month."[3] Semantics The word is mainly used as a profanity towards someone the speaker does not like or whose behavior is hurtful, self-centered, or particularly abrasive. Usually, the term is directed at a male (in female anatomy, the focus is deflected to the nearby genitals; see ). It may also sometimes be used to describe people who are viewed as stupid or useless or even meaningless, similar to wanker. This word or its literal translation is found in colloquial speech in a number of cultures (in both English and other languages). This is because it describes an organ of elimination that is considered a taboo region (since it belongs to the intimate parts) of the body in many societies. The English word ass (meaning donkey, a cognate of its zoological name Equus asinus) may also be used as a term of contempt, referring to a silly or stupid person. In North America, the words arse and ass have become synonymous; however, in the rest of the English-speaking world, ass still only refers to the donkey, rather than the arse (buttocks). It is worth noting that speakers of some varieties of English “drop their Rs” before consonants, leading to a pronunciation of arse that is quite similar to ass. Until the early 1990s, the word was considered one of a number of words that could not be uttered on commercial television in the United States. Comedian Andrew Dice Clay caused a major shock when he uttered the word during a televised awards show in the 1980s. However, there were PG-13 and R rated films in the 1980s that featured use of the word, such as "The Terminator" (1984) and the PG-13 "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" (1989) and "Back to the Future Part II" (1989). By 1994, however, the word was considered less vulgar and was featured in dialog on the long-running television series NYPD Blue, though it has yet to become anything close to commonplace on network TV. It is important to note that while the word arse has found a place on broadcast television, arsehole is not used, probably due to its more vulgar connotation. In some broadcast edits (such as the syndication airings of South Park), the word is partially bleeped out—ironically, as "arseh---", with the profane half of the word intact. Political usage In 2000, during a Labor Day event, then candidate George W. Bush made an off-hand remark to his running mate, Cheney, that New York Times reporter Adam Clymer was a "major league ***." The gaffe was caught on mic and led to a political ad chiding Bush for "using expletives... in front of a crowd of families," produced for Democratic opponent Al Gore. [4] In February 2004, American media reported that during a rally of supporters, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called Bush "an ***" for believing his aides in supporting a coup against Chavez in 2002. [5]. The following year, in September, Nightline host Ted Koppel said to Chavez on national television, "I'm going to perhaps shock you a little, but these are your words. You called President Bush an ***," to which Chavez replied, "I've said various things about him. I don't know if I actually used that word."[6] Songs using the word *** In 1972, Jonathan Richman's Modern Lovers recorded his song "Pablo Picasso," which includes the immortal line "Pablo Picasso was never called an ***." The song was not released until 1976, after the break-up of the original Modern Lovers. In 1976, Chinga Chavin released the single "*** from El Paso" from his album Country Porn. Chavin's song was a parody of Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee." In 1993, actor Denis Leary enjoyed some success with a comedic song called "***", which opened his stage play No Cure for Cancer and was featured in a music video. It topped the Triple J Hottest 100, 1993 in Australia and subsequently reached #2 on the charts in that country in 1994. Alternative rock artist Beck has written and recorded a song called "***", one of his most acclaimed compositions. The British ska-punk band Snuff also have a song named "Arsehole", while Canadian comedy troupe Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie have had a song called "The *** Song" in their repertoire since the late 1980s. In 2004, the song "***" by the band Jim's Big Ego was used as the soundtrack to a popular Internet filmstrip about the Bush administration. Gene Simmons of rock band Kiss released his solo album under the name *** which also featured a song of the same name. August Campbell & The Spur Of The Moment Band wrote "The *** Song", sung about a person who purportedly cut him off while driving his car, prominently features the word as well (i.e. "Were you born an ***, or did you work at it your whole life?"). [7] Similar compounds with ass Asshat is a slightly trendier and less severe variation of ***, graphically describing someone who has his “head up his own ass” (i.e., not knowing what’s going on): one is wearing one’s ass for a hat. A more modern usage of asshat describes a person doing something stupid, and can apply to anyone: “The boss is up to asshattery because he broke the computer even though he knew he was doing the wrong thing.” This meaning was popularized by Something Awful character Jeff K. The word is popular in many online communities, serving as a more palatable version of its antecedent. According to Google’s Usenet statistics, the word only saw a token appearance every day or two starting in July 1999, but following a slow rise in 2002, it entered popular usage in May 2003. As it continued to grow in popularity, asshat began to be used by online gamers, in first person shooter and massively multiplayer role playing games. It was a commonplace word on servers where vulgar language was not allowed. The insult assclown is used in a similar fashion, although it is not as common. Assclown has become well known among fans of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) due to wrestler Chris Jericho using it during his promos, especially his “Highlight Reel”. The term was also used in the film Office Space to describe singer-songwriter Michael Bolton. “Assclown” is also used by radio personality Todd Schnitt. Asstard is another rarer variant upon the ass- theme. It is possibly a portmanteau of *** and retard and has almost the same meaning as ***, but with a greater implied connotation of stupidity.[citation needed] An identically spelled version of the same word is a contraction of ***** and bastard, with a commensurately more abusive meaning. Asspit is a descriptive noun following this construction, used to describe places that are run-down or dirty, as in: “This house is an asspit.” It has a generally pejorative connotation. See also * Arse * Cornhole * The No ***** Rule Notes 1. ^ Lighter, J.: Historical Dictionary of American Slang, Random House, 1994. 2. ^ [1] Lerner, Michael, "A refreshing radicalism." The Harvard Crimson, May 28, 1965. Google Search done August 6, 2008. 3. ^ "Out like Flynt." Time (magazine), April 9, 1979. Retrieved August 6, 2008. 4. ^ "A "major league ***"". 09-04-2000. 5. ^ "Chavez Calls Bush '*****' as Foes Fight Troops". Washington Post. 6. ^ "Transcript: Hugo Chavez Interview". Nightline. 09-16-2005. 7. ^ August Campbell & The Spur Of The Moment Band __________________ Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. --Thomas Jefferson The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack in will. --Vince Lombardi I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure--which is: Try to please everybody. --Herbert Bayard Swope

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MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	I thought it was for us Arsenal fans

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Bane of your existence Such That Join Date: May 2007 Location: Austin, Tx Posts: 1,197	inb4 thread gets locke... oh.