Catchphrases/Sayings you've used in real life

theimperialwarcult · 06-02-2009, 02:41 AM

I often quote the robot from lost in space by saying "danger danger" or "wrong" or "does not compute" (using my robot voice because I'm

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Seltzer · 06-02-2009, 06:01 AM

These ones come to mind but it really depends on the situation... it's more of a random thing.

Choo talkin 'bout Willis?

Jesus Christ (Mr Slave from South Park - complete with hand gestures)

Smeg off! Smeg! Smegging (Red Dwarf)

Hello Clarice (to people who aren't named Clarice)

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree (and various other Laheyisms from Trailer Park Boys)

Oh novus!

Team retard

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 06-02-2009, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seltzer

These ones come to mind but it really depends on the situation... it's more of a random thing.

Oh novus!

Show us your crack!

djchameleon · 06-02-2009, 06:23 AM

I say blow it out of your ear which is a play off of what my roommate always says....blow it out of your ass

I used to say chimp rocker quite often like as soon as I beat someone that was a pain in my butt "take that ya chimp rocker"

my favorite saying is "that's why you'll always be a padawan learner"

LoathsomePete · 06-02-2009, 09:11 AM

oh I've also been known to call somebody a fish whore on occasion, because they have sex with fish.... for money.

jackhammer · 06-02-2009, 09:20 AM

I have many odd colloquiallism's.

Look at the toop on that= That person has an extremely bad haircut/style
It's donkey full= very full/big
Give us a chuddy=could I have a chewing gum please?
If your brain was made of chocolate, you wouldn't have enough to fill a smartie.
I also call people things like- bladdercheese, plute piece, egglap.

I get it from my mother. She called the stairs-dancers. A washing machine was an automatic broozeen brocket and she called me brassneck for no reason whatsoever. no wonder I'm scarred!

Comus · 06-02-2009, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Seltzer

Smeg off! Smeg! Smegging (Red Dwarf)

Hello Clarice (to people who aren't named Clarice)

I do these. Also I say Smeeee heeeeee a lot.

I also sometimes do Worf's "Indeed".

~~Flower Child~~ · 06-02-2009, 09:27 AM

I say fasha (father) all the time since like 2002 when Austin Powers Goldmember came out.

**Janszoon** · 06-02-2009, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

Give us a chuddy=could I have a chewing gum please?

I have to say that one sounds more like you're asking for a handjob than a piece of gum.

jackhammer · 06-02-2009, 09:39 AM

No that's just called a wank

06-02-2009, 02:41 AM	#21 (permalink)
theimperialwarcult Music Addict Join Date: May 2009 Location: New Mexico Posts: 114	I often quote the robot from lost in space by saying "danger danger" or "wrong" or "does not compute" (using my robot voice because I'm ) __________________ See when you put a shell to your ear, it is not the sound of crashing waves you're hearing, it's the amplified current of your bloodstream -SF Last edited by theimperialwarcult; 06-02-2009 at 03:24 AM.

06-02-2009, 06:01 AM	#22 (permalink)
Seltzer Fish in the percolator! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hobbit Land NZ Posts: 2,870	These ones come to mind but it really depends on the situation... it's more of a random thing. Choo talkin 'bout Willis? Jesus Christ (Mr Slave from South Park - complete with hand gestures) Smeg off! Smeg! Smegging (Red Dwarf) Hello Clarice (to people who aren't named Clarice) The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree (and various other Laheyisms from Trailer Park Boys) Oh novus! Team retard __________________ In the Court of King Crimson \| Last.fm \| RYM

06-02-2009, 09:11 AM	#25 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	oh I've also been known to call somebody a fish whore on occasion, because they have sex with fish.... for money. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

06-02-2009, 09:20 AM	#26 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	I have many odd colloquiallism's. Look at the toop on that= That person has an extremely bad haircut/style It's donkey full= very full/big Give us a chuddy=could I have a chewing gum please? If your brain was made of chocolate, you wouldn't have enough to fill a smartie. I also call people things like- bladdercheese, plute piece, egglap. I get it from my mother. She called the stairs-dancers. A washing machine was an automatic broozeen brocket and she called me brassneck for no reason whatsoever. no wonder I'm scarred! __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

06-02-2009, 09:39 AM	#30 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	No that's just called a wank __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

06-02-2009, 06:23 AM	#24 (permalink)
djchameleon A.B.N. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: NY baby Posts: 11,451	I say blow it out of your ear which is a play off of what my roommate always says....blow it out of your ass I used to say chimp rocker quite often like as soon as I beat someone that was a pain in my butt "take that ya chimp rocker" my favorite saying is "that's why you'll always be a padawan learner"

06-02-2009, 09:27 AM	#28 (permalink)
~~Flower Child~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: classified Posts: 639	I say fasha (father) all the time since like 2002 when Austin Powers Goldmember came out.