I often quote the robot from lost in space by saying "danger danger" or "wrong" or "does not compute" (using my robot voice because I'm :crazy:)

These ones come to mind but it really depends on the situation... it's more of a random thing.


Choo talkin 'bout Willis?

Jesus Christ (Mr Slave from South Park - complete with hand gestures)

Smeg off! Smeg! Smegging (Red Dwarf)

Hello Clarice (to people who aren't named Clarice)

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree (and various other Laheyisms from Trailer Park Boys)

Oh novus!

Team retard

Show us your crack! :laughing: :rofl:

I say blow it out of your ear which is a play off of what my roommate always says....blow it out of your ass

I used to say chimp rocker quite often like as soon as I beat someone that was a pain in my butt "take that ya chimp rocker"

my favorite saying is "that's why you'll always be a padawan learner"

oh I've also been known to call somebody a fish whore on occasion, because they have sex with fish.... for money.

I have many odd colloquiallism's.

Look at the toop on that= That person has an extremely bad haircut/style
It's donkey full= very full/big
Give us a chuddy=could I have a chewing gum please?
If your brain was made of chocolate, you wouldn't have enough to fill a smartie.
I also call people things like- bladdercheese, plute piece, egglap.

I get it from my mother. She called the stairs-dancers. A washing machine was an automatic broozeen brocket and she called me brassneck for no reason whatsoever. no wonder I'm scarred!

I do these. Also I say Smeeee heeeeee a lot.

I also sometimes do Worf's "Indeed".

I say fasha (father) all the time since like 2002 when Austin Powers Goldmember came out.

I have to say that one sounds more like you're asking for a handjob than a piece of gum.

No that's just called a wank :D