I find myself saying "what am i? a ****ing orphan over here?" quite frequently. Most often when people have something and don't offer to share.

I frequent the phrase 'Oh my damn'. Funnily enough, it's from Big Momma's House or one of those movies with an overweight black woman who's really a man. Also, I like to sing 'Goodbye my lovvvvve!' at the top of my lungs when I'm saying by to my boyfriend or friends in public. 10 points to whoever can tell me what movie that's from.

Dumb and Dumber?

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Yay!

Sometimes I speak the way stereotype African American's do on TV just to keep it real.

Ooo recently I've been calling people by the first letter of their first name like they do on Gossip Girl. For example, my friend Derek I call "D". It's great. Makes me feel part of something.

Nothing says keeping it real like a New Zealander faking the TV version of African-American speech patterns.

:laughing:

The joke is most Americans don't even not what/where New Zealand is!

Sure they do, it's in Middle Earth! :D

I say "what the shit" a lot, "shit ass," and "mothershit."