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Old 06-26-2009, 06:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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That's hillarious!

I sometimes answer the phones with a british accent.. heh.
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Old 06-26-2009, 06:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That's hillarious!

I sometimes answer the phones with a british accent.. heh.
Hey! That's a good, but risky idea. Ive never done it on answering the phone. For instance if its the tanker driver, and I act english on the phone , then I therefore have to act english when he arrives & most of them know me so they would know I was taking the piss. Also, some of them are english lol.
Thats the hardest thing is when you decide to be english but then a queue forms and you have to keep it up (without laughing) for the rest of them...
I need to amuse myself at work and having Neil Young or whatever music Im listening to blaring simply isnt enough lol.

EDIT: What do you make of the pictures. I like to clean the toilet i.e. mop the floor and kid on I cleaned it lol. I dont do nightshift all the time so I can get away with it nae bother.
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Yeah if I could get a big one, say from Neil Young or something, id stick it in. I'd just get sick.
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Old 06-26-2009, 06:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That's hillarious!

I sometimes answer the phones with a british accent.. heh.
Once when I was out with friends I decided to put on a British accent for the entire night. People were asking me how long I'd been in Australia and stuff. I even scored free drinks as a welcome into Australia!
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Before I became a forklift driver at the last lumberyard I worked at I was training a new worker on what the product is and where it is in the yard. However I feeling like a prick and decided to teach him the wrong pronunciations of certain types of wood. For example OSB (a particle board cheap plywood) became pronounced Au-sb and G1S (good 1 side, one side of the plywood has been sanded and finished) became jizz, MDO (a thin smooth surface has been put on one side of the plywood) became Mm-D'oh, and MDF (Compressed particle board, but much nicer quality than OSB, usually used for cabinets and desks) became Mm-Def. It was hilarious when he went on the radio asking if an available forklift could restock the 3/4 jizz plywood. Our boss actually got onto the radio and asked him what he called it and why he was being such an idiot. They never let me teach again
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Before I became a forklift driver at the last lumberyard I worked at I was training a new worker on what the product is and where it is in the yard. However I feeling like a prick and decided to teach him the wrong pronunciations of certain types of wood. For example OSB (a particle board cheap plywood) became pronounced Au-sb and G1S (good 1 side, one side of the plywood has been sanded and finished) became jizz, MDO (a thin smooth surface has been put on one side of the plywood) became Mm-D'oh, and MDF (Compressed particle board, but much nicer quality than OSB, usually used for cabinets and desks) became Mm-Def. It was hilarious when he went on the radio asking if an available forklift could restock the 3/4 jizz plywood. Our boss actually got onto the radio and asked him what he called it and why he was being such an idiot. They never let me teach again
Haha evil jokes are the funniest. I used to actually work in a small warehouse which was part of a horse food shop before my current job. There was a certain kind of bird feed where it was stored up high and for quickness, instead of using the 100 year old ladder, one of us would stand on the forks to get the bag and then chuck it down onto the other bags.
Once, it was around break time and I decided to put my colleague right up way past the bird food to the roof of the warehouse and go and have my 15 minute coffee break. It was so difficult not to laugh when they were asking, where the fuck is Craig and I just said "He's just finishing off an order, hell be through in a minute". Eventually the other guy who did the deliveries went out to investigate and he had only been stuck there for five minutes lol. Still, must have been a long five minutes.
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