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From Hank To Hendrix
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Our house, In the middle of the street.
Posts: 735
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Thats the hardest thing is when you decide to be english but then a queue forms and you have to keep it up (without laughing) for the rest of them... I need to amuse myself at work and having Neil Young or whatever music Im listening to blaring simply isnt enough lol. EDIT: What do you make of the pictures. I like to clean the toilet i.e. mop the floor and kid on I cleaned it lol. I dont do nightshift all the time so I can get away with it nae bother. |
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we are stardust
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,894
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Once when I was out with friends I decided to put on a British accent for the entire night. People were asking me how long I'd been in Australia and stuff. I even scored free drinks as a welcome into Australia!
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Cardboard Box Realtor
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Hobb's End
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Before I became a forklift driver at the last lumberyard I worked at I was training a new worker on what the product is and where it is in the yard. However I feeling like a prick and decided to teach him the wrong pronunciations of certain types of wood. For example OSB (a particle board cheap plywood) became pronounced Au-sb and G1S (good 1 side, one side of the plywood has been sanded and finished) became jizz, MDO (a thin smooth surface has been put on one side of the plywood) became Mm-D'oh, and MDF (Compressed particle board, but much nicer quality than OSB, usually used for cabinets and desks) became Mm-Def. It was hilarious when he went on the radio asking if an available forklift could restock the 3/4 jizz plywood. Our boss actually got onto the radio and asked him what he called it and why he was being such an idiot. They never let me teach again
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From Hank To Hendrix
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Our house, In the middle of the street.
Posts: 735
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Once, it was around break time and I decided to put my colleague right up way past the bird food to the roof of the warehouse and go and have my 15 minute coffee break. It was so difficult not to laugh when they were asking, where the fuck is Craig and I just said "He's just finishing off an order, hell be through in a minute". Eventually the other guy who did the deliveries went out to investigate and he had only been stuck there for five minutes lol. Still, must have been a long five minutes. |
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