| Mirrorball95 |
06-26-2009 07:49 PM |
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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete
(Post 691569)
Before I became a forklift driver at the last lumberyard I worked at I was training a new worker on what the product is and where it is in the yard. However I feeling like a prick and decided to teach him the wrong pronunciations of certain types of wood. For example OSB (a particle board cheap plywood) became pronounced Au-sb and G1S (good 1 side, one side of the plywood has been sanded and finished) became jizz, MDO (a thin smooth surface has been put on one side of the plywood) became Mm-D'oh, and MDF (Compressed particle board, but much nicer quality than OSB, usually used for cabinets and desks) became Mm-Def. It was hilarious when he went on the radio asking if an available forklift could restock the 3/4 jizz plywood. Our boss actually got onto the radio and asked him what he called it and why he was being such an idiot. They never let me teach again :(
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Haha evil jokes are the funniest. I used to actually work in a small warehouse which was part of a horse food shop before my current job. There was a certain kind of bird feed where it was stored up high and for quickness, instead of using the 100 year old ladder, one of us would stand on the forks to get the bag and then chuck it down onto the other bags.
Once, it was around break time and I decided to put my colleague right up way past the bird food to the roof of the warehouse and go and have my 15 minute coffee break. It was so difficult not to laugh when they were asking, where the f uck is Craig and I just said "He's just finishing off an order, hell be through in a minute". Eventually the other guy who did the deliveries went out to investigate and he had only been stuck there for five minutes lol. Still, must have been a long five minutes. |
