I move around the sound equipment.
Mess with the EQ before we practice.
ate 30 year old ice cream (not even a stomach ache).
Annoyed Dan a lot.
Write weird messages on the marker boards.
I'll come up with some more...

When my friend david had to babysit one of those shcool-fake babies for Missy, he stuck it in the chest where we put the pillows (it took her half-an-hour to find it, it didn't even cry)

i got a boring job i guess.. sit at a desk and mess around with networks and ip's and code all day.

oh and mostly surf the internetz.

I get on Musicbanter and facebook constantly. But all I really do is sit at home and answer emails and make phone calls.

I've been known to occasionally kick metal stools around when I get in a bad mood.

A guy I work with went one further, fed up of having to listen to this really annoying mouthy cunt we work with talk shit constantly all day, he picked one up & launched it at this guy's head. Sadly he wasn't badly injured.

Do you work in a southern bar or something?

No , it's a sort of office / dispatch area.

They dispatch metal stools into douchebag heads.
I want to apply.

Seconded. I'm counting on you getting me this job, Urban.

You could start your own franchise.
:D

Now theres an idea! America certainly has no shortage of metal stools or douchebag heads.