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Old 05-22-2009, 08:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
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She went to get her stomach pumped I guess?
That's what I'm thinking. Gross.

In related news, woman bites off lover's penis in car accident!
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Old 05-22-2009, 09:00 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2009, 09:03 PM   #13 (permalink)
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That's what I'm thinking. Gross.

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That would be a great way to go out though.
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Old 05-22-2009, 09:12 PM   #14 (permalink)
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That would be a great way to go out though.
with a stomach filled with semen?
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Old 05-22-2009, 09:30 PM   #15 (permalink)
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No, to get blowed right before a car crash.

That is, IF you die on collision of course.
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Old 05-22-2009, 09:36 PM   #16 (permalink)
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That is, IF you die on collision of course.
Exactly! Otherwise, no thanks!
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No, to get blowed right before a car crash.

That is, IF you die on collision of course.
i'd prefer a heart attack after being blown
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Old 05-23-2009, 03:18 AM   #18 (permalink)
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My friend was #76 in line. He was pissed. Said it was worse than rain delay at Six Flags.
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Old 05-23-2009, 04:15 PM   #19 (permalink)
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What a shame, that'd be great for her epitaph.
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Old 05-23-2009, 07:37 PM   #20 (permalink)
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What a shame, that'd be great for her epitaph.
Now not only is she a whore, but a failure.
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